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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115525 times)

My Name is Immaterial

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Weaponize it.
« on: April 07, 2014, 09:28:11 pm »
Inspired by this thread.
Quote from: Playergamer on April 05, 2014, 06:52:32 pm
People say Bay12 can weaponize anything and everything. So, here's the [other] thread where we test that.
The rules are simple. Figure out how to make what the poster above you into a weapon, and then suggest something else to weaponize.

I'll start:
A single sheet of paper, 8 inches by 11 inches. Blank.
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RangerCado

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2014, 09:30:06 pm »
Held at the correct, you can give a paper cut across the neck. Will cause EXTREME discomfort and mild pain. Add salt for added jerkness.

A pencil eraser without the pencil.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2014, 09:32:07 pm »
Can be a choking hazard for young children. Can also be inserted through eye cavity at Mach 10 for maximum PENETRATION.



A broken rubber band.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2014, 09:33:50 pm »
Garrote an ant.

A wooden training sword from Order of the Stick.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Fniff

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2014, 09:38:04 pm »
Insert down the throat to choke someone or beat them to death with it.

A flashbang.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2014, 09:39:03 pm »
Throw it at someone's eyes, blinding them.

The letter Z.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2014, 09:40:02 pm »
Stab with the upper edge.

An anthill.

(Not Crystal Skull ants.)
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2014, 09:54:28 pm »
Bury someone alive in it.

A smile.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2014, 09:55:57 pm »
Cause WW3.

A dictionary.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2014, 09:56:46 pm »
Those things are heavy. Drop it on someone's head.

a flashlight.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2014, 09:57:02 pm »
Can inflict massive cranial damage.

A puppy.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2014, 10:01:22 pm »
"Oh, it's so cute... IT'S EATING MY FACE!"

A screwdriver.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2014, 10:06:02 pm »
Stab them.

A silk shrit.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 10:07:25 pm »
Strangle somebody with it
A rock
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Quote from: Mimodo on July 31, 2014, 07:52:10 am
On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2014, 10:18:42 pm »
ROCK IS SMASH ON HEAD

a moth
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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