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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115540 times)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2014, 10:20:12 pm »

Person is hanging on to cliff by piece of cloth. Moth eats it.

T-Shirt.
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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2014, 11:37:46 pm »

Force-feed t-shirt.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2014, 12:33:55 am »

Chinese water torture, but boiling and with the chance of suffocation.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2014, 12:58:00 am »

Smother someone with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2014, 01:00:40 am »

Fuse it all in someone's brain.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2014, 01:07:06 am »

Find someone who's allergic to it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2014, 01:09:04 am »

Make it a dream of a boot stomping a human face forever and make it happen.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2014, 01:12:26 am »

nothing? as in, vacuum? we all know what that does to the human body...

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2014, 01:29:03 am »

(I am pleased that the meaning of the last one was understood immediately. :) )

Magic-ninja-swap a sky-diver's parachute with the Mona Lisa.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2014, 02:35:52 am »

Cause it to enter earths atmosphere fast enough to cause a nuclear explosion.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2014, 06:19:12 am »

Stick it in someone's eye.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2014, 07:25:38 am »

Use it to make a website that brainwashes people into killing.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2014, 08:02:57 am »

Create a three out of metal that has sharpened points, then strike someone in the throat with it.

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2014, 08:08:16 am »

Let it loose in a cheese factory.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2014, 08:12:33 am »

Augment psychic powers tenfold.

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