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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 114741 times)

Rockeater

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2460 on: March 29, 2018, 06:25:09 pm »

Add DMG at the end
The number 0.05
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2461 on: March 29, 2018, 09:25:52 pm »

Create lead numbers 0, ., 0, and 5, then drop them on someone.

A succulent (no spikes).
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2462 on: March 30, 2018, 04:41:12 am »

Replace some ones kidneys with one.

One human kidney.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2463 on: March 30, 2018, 06:45:08 am »

Implant into incompatible person missing a kidney.

A pillow factory.

((Galena is lead/silver ore. I actually meant Lead/Tin solder, but I messed up the chemical signs it was supposed to be Pb + Sn, not Sb))
((Edit: Apparently printing press characters could be made out of a Lead+Antimony alloy))
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2464 on: March 31, 2018, 07:17:39 am »

Propkill people with pillows

The number F
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2465 on: March 31, 2018, 07:54:47 am »

F is 16 in hexadecimal. Replace a hexadecimal number in some important computer with Fs and let it glitch up.

Voyager-2 (must not crash into something important).
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2466 on: April 01, 2018, 01:11:39 am »

Have it be discovered by aliens, which immediately decide they should wipe out the civilization on the planet whose location was conveniently described on a disc they found in the spacecraft.

Spirit (the Martian rover).
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2467 on: April 01, 2018, 04:10:56 am »

Have it activate some ancient martian technology that was made to blow up the earth.

A deck of playing cards.
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Rockeater

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2468 on: April 01, 2018, 04:13:41 am »

Gamble on someone's life

Air bag
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2469 on: April 01, 2018, 05:29:23 am »

Airbags sometimes kill children and weaker people.

Mars (the planet) (has to stay in orbit).
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2470 on: April 01, 2018, 11:40:19 am »

((Spirit has been unoperational for almost 7 years. Sorry, should have specified that. :P ))
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Rockeater

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2471 on: April 01, 2018, 11:48:43 am »

Move earth to it orbit

phone number
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2472 on: April 01, 2018, 03:06:43 pm »

Use someone's phone number to register somewhere. Then pretend they did.

An phone without SIM card.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2473 on: April 02, 2018, 01:30:01 am »

Use a land line to trigger a explosive form a distance.

A Cellphone.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

SOLDIER First

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2474 on: April 02, 2018, 01:31:30 am »

Blunt force trauma.

A runt horse-llama.
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