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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113647 times)

MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2490 on: April 06, 2018, 04:31:35 pm »

give someone the atom as their oxygen rations. Death by suffocation.

Magistrum

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2491 on: April 06, 2018, 08:19:57 pm »

It hits the human Moony in the head, and the severed part sails of in an arc!
Because you are unable to post an object/thought/whataver to weaponize.

((You do not have to have the object, which you put in. A ball bearing is probably made of steel though.))
Oh, I'm aware, I just found it in the shop and found it interesting.

Half of a wooden cloth clip. The metal part is still attached to this half.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2492 on: April 06, 2018, 08:49:17 pm »

Eat it, thereby gaining the powers and abilities of THE COMMON CLOTHESPIN, then pinch your foes to death.

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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2493 on: April 06, 2018, 08:56:04 pm »

USB killer, but deadlier.

Mario bonking on a wall.

King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2494 on: April 07, 2018, 03:09:19 am »

Get him to bonk it really hard and knock it over and have the falling wall pieces crush some one.

One wall chunk.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2495 on: April 07, 2018, 01:22:27 pm »

Drop it on someone

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2496 on: April 08, 2018, 05:49:51 am »

Carefuly put it in someones pocket. Wait for them to randomly explode.

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2497 on: April 09, 2018, 01:49:56 pm »

Place the spell in a wand and give it to an untrained peasant. Depending on the setting or houserules you could be looking at any number of random miscast/failure effects, or even an outright explosion!

An empty can of pepsi.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2498 on: April 09, 2018, 03:16:39 pm »

Fill it with poison and give it to a man dying of dehydration.

One human cadaver.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2499 on: April 10, 2018, 03:36:09 am »

Let it rot a bit, then throw into hostile city.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2500 on: April 10, 2018, 06:53:13 am »

(I looked up electro-flare and google said it was a kind of shoe.)
Make them in to a shoe bomb then give them to your enemy's.

A flip flop.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2501 on: April 23, 2018, 11:52:24 pm »

Swap the footwear of someone in the middle of a spacewalk and their body get suck out the pant leg of their spacesuit.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2502 on: April 24, 2018, 07:13:07 am »

Pour them in to a town water supply.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2503 on: April 24, 2018, 08:41:06 am »

Ever heard of meteor hammer?

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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2504 on: April 24, 2018, 08:55:10 am »

Ever heard of the Bubonic Plague?

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