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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113664 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2445 on: March 12, 2018, 03:08:15 am »
Roll a one.

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2446 on: March 12, 2018, 10:46:03 am »
Roll it up and smack someone with it

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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2447 on: March 12, 2018, 02:53:39 pm »
Trace its IP to the person who made it, Kill them and put them in the trash with the post.

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TheRedwolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2448 on: March 12, 2018, 09:16:42 pm »
Drop it from space


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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2449 on: March 12, 2018, 09:29:14 pm »
Pack a malware with it.

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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2450 on: March 12, 2018, 11:33:20 pm »
Make it the codename for your new assassin.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2451 on: March 13, 2018, 07:51:40 am »
Don't cook it before serving it with cooked ones.  Victim may break his teeth.

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The shield beats the sword.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2452 on: March 14, 2018, 10:21:08 am »
Put it on a flash drive and force-feed it to someone

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2453 on: March 14, 2018, 10:22:36 am »
Ever heard of suicide?

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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2454 on: March 15, 2018, 02:03:32 am »
Set it on fire and let the fire spread.

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2455 on: March 15, 2018, 06:21:27 am »
Turn into plastic splinters, then put in food.

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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2456 on: March 15, 2018, 08:10:53 am »
remove all signifires build staff around it, let things unfold

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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2457 on: March 28, 2018, 08:57:24 pm »
A straight road is unassuming, boring.  A simple black tarmac with yellow lines along the center.
For ever.
Unto the horizon.

A stright road is a concept that kills a hopeful GM's dreams of doing an Amber campaign.  All the pieces are in place, but everything is not quite right.
There is a stillness, a failure of creativity.  The stright road, the great curse, continues on towards the horizon.  Never to be explored.

Metal fatigue.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2458 on: March 28, 2018, 11:11:22 pm »
In a bridge. The bridge collapses.

20% Pb 80% Sb alloy (without launching it or the victim)
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Eschar

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2459 on: March 29, 2018, 06:05:17 pm »
Stick the galena (it's galena, right?) in the caverns, wait for greedy victim to come mine it, watch victim be killed by local wildlife.

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