I am rather irresponsible.
MASCHES
[4] You become a heliLink. You hover gently to the ground. You're surprised when a pretty red horse with a white mane comes up from behind and nuzzles you. He sticks his head in the pit of your arm, leaving you draped across his muzzle. He gazes at you with dark intelligent eyes.
Bad Guys!11 Cucoos
4 Super Cucoos
1 Leadah Cucoo
Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina
Cucoo Wing
Quest ItemsKokiri's Emerald
NICK
You open the right door and stroll on in. [1] It opens into a bottomless pit. [3] You spin and catch the threshold with split-second reactions. The rather heavy door begins to drift close. It's going to squish your fingers! You glance backwards into the pit. The darkness is impenetrable.
Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 6/6
Coins [12]
Hammer
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick
Le IRL
A chorus of "nope" is the reply. The two cops sip gingerly on their delicious pink lemonade.
I must say, I really am having a splendid time. Elliot nods grimly.
Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-2 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness
Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling
Derm
Gender: Male
Appearance: Has huge muscles. Has dark brown skin and long black hair that he wears tied back into a ponytail.
Background: A registered Bisoncop. Former Lich and Master of Darkness.
Health: Okay
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Skilled Conjuration, Skilled Necromancy
Elliot 'El' Espee
Gender: Male
Appearance: Beefy, a bit pale. Doesn't look like he gets out much. Has short-cropped blonde hair.
Background: Also a registered Bisoncop. Former stand-up comedian of little fame.
Health: Doin' Fine
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Master Comedy
Ideas
None
Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
2x Bisoncop Pistols
2x Bisoncop Batons
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad
Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV
PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]
Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!
Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection
Welcome!
Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5