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[CaptainMcClellan]

Maches:Punch her eye! Kick the blade further in if it refuses to get loose!

+1

Nick: See if there's anything we missed in the camp

+1 to both just to progress the "story".

[TamerVirus]

What with your obsession with Earthbound, dude? Ever since you discovered this thread, you have been trying to have everyone drop everything and go play that game.

[CaptainMcClellan]

What with your obsession with Earthbound, dude? Ever since you discovered this thread, you have been trying to have everyone drop everything and go play that game.

XD Mmm. Nah, Majora's Mask is more important, as is MGS. Earthbound does need to get played in this thread eventually, but it'll be a while. In the meantime, I just want to know if it'd even be worth it. If Gunin doesn't know anything about it, it won't be much fun. As per my obsession, it's not really that much an obsession, I've just only posted 6 times. As per why I like it, it's got a phenomenal soundtrack, lots of whacky, easy to play with stuff, and some very well developed characters and plotlines. ( And then some not so well developed ones. ) Plus EB gave us Pokemon, something a lot of people don't know. Pokemon would not be near as good or popular if it weren't for the influences of EB and MOTHER. Plus, then there's Dungeon Man. Can you imagine how awesome an IRL boss he'd be? I think all three are important cultural treasures but EB is probably the most cultural of them all... and the easiest to parody/play with. And it's much less depressing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...or is it?

[Parsely]

I'm afraid it would be an "I". I've played the first ten minutes several years ago.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I'm afraid it would be an "I". I've played the first ten minutes several years ago.

Aww... pity. Well, MGS it is, since we already have it.

[IronTomato]

I might start actually postin' if we play MGS, since I am more familiar with that game than the ones we're playing.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I might start actually postin' if we play MGS, since I am more familiar with that game than the ones we're playing.

I'm just the opposite. I only got about ten minutes into MGS.

[Parsely]

Nick: See if there's anything we missed in the camp

Well there's a bunch of tents around that you can look inside. There's also more barrels.

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[4] You punch the shit out of that eye. Gohma sort of slumps back down for a sec, buying you some more time to get your weapon back. [5] You work your sword until it comes free, damaging Gohma's eye even further.

Her one socket oozing a ruined mess of chopped flesh, Queen Gohma understandably is now stone dead.

Gohma is consumed by a blinding blue blaze that erupts from nowhere in particular. Magek. There's a big blue circular light. There's also a big glass-looking shiny heart-shaped thing.


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[6] You knock over some of the other barrels. They're all empty. You try to enter one of the tents. [1] You become horribly entangled in the strings holding it closed. [Koopa Bravery: 5] Kappa and Kippa immediately turn on you. [3] You somewhat resemble a piņata while hanging there so they blindfold themselves and start beating you with sticks.


Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6 [covered in ooze]
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]

Kappa Koopa
HP: 3/3 [deshelled, extremely vulnerable] [covered in black ooze] [blindfolded]
Stick

Kippa Koopa
HP: 3/3 [deshelled, extremely vulnerable] [blindfolded]
Stick

Le IRL

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01

[The Froggy Ninja]

Masta: Heart get!
Nick: Dramtic rope break murder escape.

[TamerVirus]

Masta: Acquire heart
Nick: Untagle self, grab koopa AND SHOVE BLACK OOZE DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT

[Worldmaster27]

Masta: Acquire heart
Nick: Untagle self, grab koopa AND SHOVE BLACK OOZE DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT

+1 Only we can betray people.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Ooh. This looks fun.

Masta: Acquire heart
Nick: Untagle self, grab koopa AND SHOVE BLACK OOZE DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT

+1 Only we can betray people.

+1

[Parsely]

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ooh. This looks fun.

Masta: Acquire heart
Nick: Untagle self, grab koopa AND SHOVE BLACK OOZE DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT

+1 Only we can betray people.

+1

+1

DUN-A-NUN-NUH!