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Author Topic: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars  (Read 12711 times)

Helgoland

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At the request of Sheb, I present to you the society we all have been waiting for: One filled to the brim with grumpy old men!
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2014, 08:54:58 am »

Finally a thread where we can complain about how young people used to be bearded back in the days, and YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2014, 10:01:17 am »

In-universe my avatar is pretty damn grumpy.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2014, 10:05:04 am »

Is he White Bearded? Actually, do we do white, bearded avatars, or white-bearded avatars?

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Helgoland

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 10:10:36 am »

I'd argue that any avatar is permissible that has the characteristics usually associated with white-beardedness.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 10:12:40 am »

And Oldness. And Honorability. We should probably be complaining more about the others though, and speak about high culture, not the kind of garbage young people do these days. I've been hooked on Brahms all day, wonderfully calming.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 10:56:05 am »

I'm Cthulhu... and my white beard is so old that it's invisible. Plus, Cthulhu is definitely ancient. Does that count?

Also, all young whippersnappers shall bathe in eternal misery and suffering. I, Cthulhu, have spoken.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2014, 12:22:57 pm »

What ho, old chaps? As my avatar also clearly has a white beard, it satisfies 75% of the criteria (Old White Bearded Avatar) and so I shall sit in this comfy chair and why yes I would care for a drop of claret, thank you my good man.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2014, 12:50:50 pm »

We should probably be complaining more about the others though, and speak about high culture, not the kind of garbage young people do these days. I've been hooked on Brahms all day, wonderfully calming.
Brahms!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2014, 03:01:18 pm »

My avatar fits somehow to requirements of he society, no?

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Why don't we have a bearded smile on DF forum?!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2014, 03:02:36 pm »

My avatar fits somehow to requirements of he society, no?

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Why don't we have a bearded smile on DF forum?!
This, and the lack of a top hat-and-monocle emoticon, are two of the gravest emoticon-related tragedies that have been discussed in this thread.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2014, 03:19:20 pm »

I've found two grey hairs in my beard and I recently started becoming short sighted.

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2014, 03:27:42 pm »

I've found two grey hairs in my beard and I recently started becoming short sighted.

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2014, 05:00:56 pm »

Totally fit here. Yep.
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