Steal bio-weapons from the military and start the zombie apocalypse.
(6) You spill it on yourself,your now a zombie,get to work.
DOUBLE OBJECTION! My client is not quilty or guilty! You are twisting the jury to you're own ends! My client also did not drink expired milk, and neither have I, and I HAVE PROOF! Exhibit A! A glass that has not seen the lips of an expired milk drinker! And exhibit B! Video footage that places you at the scene of the crime, drinking the expired milk! How do you plead!?
Incite jeering from the jury!
(2)
You shall be banished to enternal torment!You are in your house with a
Ear worm in your head.
DOUBLE OBJECTION! My client is not quilty or guilty! You are twisting the jury to you're own ends! My client also did not drink expired milk, and neither have I, and I HAVE PROOF! Exhibit A! A glass that has not seen the lips of an expired milk drinker! And exhibit B! Video footage that places you at the scene of the crime, drinking the expired milk! How do you plead!?
Incite jeering from the jury!
Assist action. Yes, the judge definitely has drunk expired milk, as he's clearly not feeling well and is cranky because of it.
(6)
The punishment shall be the most dreaded! You shall have to take my position as judge! You will have to listen to boring case after boring case! Non-stop! I'm off to do something interesting.Remain silent and sitting, occasionally. Things are heating up.
(3) Nothing's happening.
Act as the judge's lawyer
(3)
Buzz off.I won't be ignored!
Take real guns and start doing shooty guns at everyone in the trial
(1) You can't find any guns.
"BUT THAT IS UNREASONABLE, THERE ARE FAR WORSE CRIMES THAN THAT!!! ARE YOU GODS ON DRUGS......wait"
See if the gods are controlled by a crazy GM
(6)
I have been discovered! A firestorm starts coming your way.
Start murdering the jury with my CHARISMA
(5) The whole jury is dead,and no one cares that you went on a murdering spree.