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[TamerVirus]

Attend interdimensional jury duty

[birdy51]

Jeer at the proceedings. Icytea31 deserves to be punished for his sins.

[Lyeos]

Stab someone.

[blazing glory]

Attend the godly trial and watch IcyTea be punished for trying to stop me from robbing a bank.

(6) You are assigned as IcyTea's lawyer,the lawyer shares the same punishment as the accused.

Not quilty. I don't drink milk at all, ergo, this hypothetical milk couldn't have been expired.

(6) OBJECTION! You mispelt guilty so you have something to hide!

Invoke obscure laws at the trial. Doesn't matter which side[Besides me personally] they benefit.

(2) Your not invited to the trial.

steal a Tank

(4) You now have Tank!

Interrupt the heavenly trial and do shooty fingers at everyone there.

(4) Ptw! Ptw! Everyone ignores you.

USE LIBERTY PRIME AGAINST THE TRIAL FOR THIS RIDICULES CRIME, A LOT OF PEOPLE DRINK MILK.

(3) But drinking expired milk is the worst crime there is!

Attend interdimensional jury duty

(5) You have a incredibly comfortable seat in the jury.

Jeer at the proceedings. Icytea31 deserves to be punished for his sins.

(6) You start waving your arms around and yelling like a idiot. I'll deal with you later!

Stab someone.

(4) You stab a juror.

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[killerhellhound]

Steal bio-weapons from the military and start the zombie apocalypse.

[IcyTea31]

DOUBLE OBJECTION! My client is not quilty or guilty! You are twisting the jury to you're own ends! My client also did not drink expired milk, and neither have I, and I HAVE PROOF! Exhibit A! A glass that has not seen the lips of an expired milk drinker! And exhibit B! Video footage that places you at the scene of the crime, drinking the expired milk! How do you plead!?

Incite jeering from the jury!

Assist action. Yes, the judge definitely has drunk expired milk, as he's clearly not feeling well and is cranky because of it.

[birdy51]

Remain silent and sitting, occasionally. Things are heating up.

[TamerVirus]

Act as the judge's lawyer

[Erils]

I won't be ignored!

Take real guns and start doing shooty guns at everyone in the trial

[poketwo]

"BUT THAT IS UNREASONABLE, THERE ARE FAR WORSE CRIMES THAN THAT!!! ARE YOU GODS ON DRUGS......wait"
See if the gods are controlled by a crazy GM

[Arcvasti]

Start murdering the jury with my CHARISMA

[blazing glory]

Steal bio-weapons from the military and start the zombie apocalypse.

(6) You spill it on yourself,your now a zombie,get to work.

DOUBLE OBJECTION! My client is not quilty or guilty! You are twisting the jury to you're own ends! My client also did not drink expired milk, and neither have I, and I HAVE PROOF! Exhibit A! A glass that has not seen the lips of an expired milk drinker! And exhibit B! Video footage that places you at the scene of the crime, drinking the expired milk! How do you plead!?

Incite jeering from the jury!

(2) You shall be banished to enternal torment!

You are in your house with a Ear worm in your head.

DOUBLE OBJECTION! My client is not quilty or guilty! You are twisting the jury to you're own ends! My client also did not drink expired milk, and neither have I, and I HAVE PROOF! Exhibit A! A glass that has not seen the lips of an expired milk drinker! And exhibit B! Video footage that places you at the scene of the crime, drinking the expired milk! How do you plead!?

Incite jeering from the jury!

Assist action. Yes, the judge definitely has drunk expired milk, as he's clearly not feeling well and is cranky because of it.

(6) The punishment shall be the most dreaded! You shall have to take my position as judge! You will have to listen to boring case after boring case! Non-stop! I'm off to do something interesting.

Remain silent and sitting, occasionally. Things are heating up.

(3) Nothing's happening.

Act as the judge's lawyer

(3) Buzz off.

I won't be ignored!

Take real guns and start doing shooty guns at everyone in the trial

(1) You can't find any guns.

"BUT THAT IS UNREASONABLE, THERE ARE FAR WORSE CRIMES THAN THAT!!! ARE YOU GODS ON DRUGS......wait"
See if the gods are controlled by a crazy GM

(6) I have been discovered! A firestorm starts coming your way.

Start murdering the jury with my CHARISMA

(5) The whole jury is dead,and no one cares that you went on a murdering spree.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Poop on the judge. Claim it was done "because reasons".

Kill poketwo because reasons.

[TamerVirus]

Buzz off? BUZZ OFF? FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

Suplex the former judge through a table

[IcyTea31]

Poop on the judge. Claim it was done "because reasons".

HEY! Punch smurfingtonthethird out, dismiss the court. Disband the heavenly justice system.