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[darkpaladin109]

Become blorble.

[poketwo]

nuke a neutral country, like Sweden, first, then blame it on the Russians. Then nuke the Russians and blame it on Saudi Arabia.

[Arcvasti]

Start insinuating my way into the government of wherever I am. Using violence.

[aattss]

Buy a cyborg body and merge with it

[blazing glory]

Play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on violin.

(6) You do it so good that the violin strings snap! oh dear...

Experiment with my magical ghost powers. Do ghost stuff.

(6) You spook everyone out! now the ghost busters are here!

Become blorble.

(1) You are a anti-blorble! now care to tell me what a blorble is?

nuke a neutral country, like Sweden, first, then blame it on the Russians. Then nuke the Russians and blame it on Saudi Arabia.

(5) Nobody suspect's you nuked the Sweden and the Russians!

Start insinuating my way into the government of wherever I am. Using violence.

(1) You find that there is no government! all governments do is get corrupted and start wars,so no governments means no wars? more peace!

Buy a cyborg body and merge with it

(2) How? you have a twisted ankle and your being shot at with gold bars! and now you have more injuries...

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:right shoulder crushed to a pulp,twisted ankle,dented skull,and 2 broken ribs,concussion cause's 1- to rolls,turns to die from internal injuries:3

[Fluoman]

Play "Star Spangled Banner" with my teeth! I can make strings snap too!

[IcyTea31]

Possess an assault helicopter, blast the Ghostbusters to pieces.

[killerhellhound]

Appear to Fluoman drive him insane through my endrich form

[TamerVirus]

outlaw the concept of breathing

[darkpaladin109]

Blorble is life. Therefore, I must be death.
START THE APOCOLYPSE

[aattss]

Exclaim "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" and wait for LifeAlert

[birdy51]

Do a little dance. Make a little love.

[poketwo]

Blorble is life. Therefore, I must be death.
START THE APOCOLYPSE

I'll happily help you with that with my nuclear weapons
 START NUCLEAR WAR, IF THEY DON'T DO THAT, THEN NUKE EVERYONE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!Excluding myself of course

[blazing glory]

Play "Star Spangled Banner" with my teeth! I can make strings snap too!

(1) You lose all your teeth.

Possess an assault helicopter, blast the Ghostbusters to pieces.

(4) Even though I don't know where you would get a assault helicopter....you blast most of the Ghostbuster's,only 2 are left.

Appear to Fluoman drive him insane through my endrich form

(5) Fluoman is insane to the point of no return,gibbering about forces from the dimension beyond.

outlaw the concept of breathing

(2) Nobody seems to pay attention to this.

Blorble is life. Therefore, I must be death.
START THE APOCOLYPSE

(6) You start a apocalypse around your area,you die from radiation and the Blorble no longer exist's.

Exclaim "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" and wait for LifeAlert

(4-1) LifeAlert helps you get up and out of the firing angle of the machine,but ignores your injuries,at least your not being shot at with gold now.

Do a little dance. Make a little love.

(4) You dance well enough,you get a date with #Generic woman no:1

Blorble is life. Therefore, I must be death.
START THE APOCOLYPSE

I'll happily help you with that with my nuclear weapons
 START NUCLEAR WAR, IF THEY DON'T DO THAT, THEN NUKE EVERYONE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!Excluding myself of course

(5) There's a massive nuclear war,looks like world war 3 has finally come around.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:Can't do any heavy lifting,can't walk medium distances,concussion cause's 1- to rolls,turns to die from internal injuries:2

Decided that listing actual injuries just makes things messy,I'll be listing effects instead.

[birdy51]

Tell generic #1 that she has lovely child-bearing hips and that I would love to have her number.