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[blazing glory]

Acquire her name.

(2) She tells you it's Generic woman no:1

Check the situation on Earth.

(5) The Ghostbusters aren't paying attention to you,the nuclear war is in full effect,cuba has been blown to bits and europe is a nuclear wasteland,so far the Russians are winning but a allience between nations might stop Russia in it's tracks.

Oh noes!
Attempt to take physical form as blazing-glory Spawn. Burst out of his chest.

(2) GM says no.

blow up the moon, and by extension, IcyTea31

(6) The moon and IcyTea31's helicopter is blown to bits,however the cause large chunks of moon rock to crash into the earth,plenty of disaster caused by you,there are some rumour's that you are responsible.

Use gold bars to become the batman

(5+1) You get yourself a lot of cool equipment but due to your lack of training and physical conditioning you end up shot by a thug with all your equipment (and money!) stolen.

To cheer up my gang members, start a side business of selling babies. You can buy babies, baby clothes and teddy bears all in one convieniant location!

(6) The gang members start eating the babies and stuffing teddy bears down people's throats,congratulations,because of you the location your in is now suffering gang problems and dead babies.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:3 turns until death. Your good at getting wounded aren't you?

[birdy51]

Tell her then that from this day forth, her name is no longer Generic Woman No:1... It shall be... Dulcinea!

[poketwo]

Rest in my top secret bunker, wait for nuclear war to finish

[aattss]

Become a Buddhist monk and learn ancient Chinese secrets to immortality, because that's something Buddhist monks know.

[Arcvasti]

Take advantage of general chaos to get myself declared interim ruler due to the danger requiring centralized government.

[4maskwolf]

glance at everything around me and get in my escape shuttle.

[mastahcheese]

glance at everything around me and get in my escape shuttle.

Assist this action.

[IcyTea31]

Respawn. Walk the Earth in a depressing fashion, revolver in one hand, canteen in the another. Ponder the futility of war.

[blazing glory]

Tell her then that from this day forth, her name is no longer Generic Woman No:1... It shall be... Dulcinea!

(3) She must've misheard you,she's pretty sure you called her Docleaner,she hates you now.

Rest in my top secret bunker, wait for nuclear war to finish

(4) You manage to reach your bunker before anything bad happens to you,the war could take some time however.

Become a Buddhist monk and learn ancient Chinese secrets to immortality, because that's something Buddhist monks know.

(6) You learn the secrets of being a Buddhist monk,however you find that there never was any ancient Chinese secrets to immortality,by the way your still dying.

Take advantage of general chaos to get myself declared interim ruler due to the danger requiring centralized government.

(5) No one question's your rule! the people feel they need strong leadership in these times of chaos,you are informed that there are
mysterious murders involving teddy bears shoved down people's throat's,there is also a strange cult that eat's babies.

glance at everything around me and get in my escape shuttle.

(4) You take a good look at all the chaos around you and get in your escape shuttle.

glance at everything around me and get in my escape shuttle.

Assist this action.

(6) You start "helping" in a very energetic manner and end up breaking the control's.

Respawn. Walk the Earth in a depressing fashion, revolver in one hand, canteen in the another. Ponder the futility of war.

(2) You wonder where on earth you'll get a revolver,you can't find a canteen anywhere,you think that people that want war are stupid.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:2 turns until death,if you try to ignore this again by "studying" or something like that then you'll get a 1- to your roll.

[IcyTea31]

Be edgy, dark and moody in a faux-artistic, depressing fashion.

[Fluoman]

Oh well, since I'm dead. I think I'll just drop out *shrug*

[blazing glory]

Oh well, since I'm dead. I think I'll just drop out *shrug*

Your not dead yet.

[birdy51]

Chide my darling and tell her that I said Dulcinea, which is no where near "docleaner". It's Spanish for Sweetheart.

[killerhellhound]

Drive the interim ruler mad with my endrich body and laugh at the chaos a mad king will cause

[blazing glory]

Yeah yeah I know,posting a GM list of dice rolls after 3 actions is a bit absurd but I'm doing it because I feel like it.

Be edgy, dark and moody in a faux-artistic, depressing fashion.

(1) You're a little dork prone to tantrums in a high-pitched fashion.

Chide my darling and tell her that I said Dulcinea, which is no where near "docleaner". It's Spanish for Sweetheart.

(1) She slaps you for calling her "your darling" and tells you that you would know nothing about Spanish,and you said docleaner for sure,this relationship is over.

Drive the interim ruler mad with my endrich body and laugh at the chaos a mad king will cause

(4) Horay now there is a mad ruler in a city with gang's choking people with teddy bears and cult's eating babies,keep in mind that this was a perfectly happy city before any of this happened.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:2 turns until death,if you try to ignore this again by "studying" or something like that then you'll get a 1- to your roll.

Oh well, since I'm dead. I think I'll just drop out *shrug*

sorry about my previous post I confused you with aattss,you are most certainly dead.