Battle MusicBill Nye adjusts his bowtie impatiently while Stephen Hawking revs his chair. They can't hit you until it's their turn.
go out of the state, take everything I need to go into another state.
(4) You move to Texas, the only other state not compliant with the Geneva Convention.
I make a crutch out of the legs of the trampoline after ingesting many packets of painkillers and walk to the hospital
(2) The trampoline is out of reach, and it hurts too much to move anywhere.
Attempt to run respectable nightclub in the center of town.
(1) You fail to convince anyone that a respectable nightclub is even possible, and your business goes bankrupt. The investors are very angry.
Acquire sword cane.
(5) You mail order a genuine Swiss Gentleman's Staff.
Look into the essence of the world and discover our worlds purpose
(2) The essence of the world is kind of foggy. Maybe you should consult a scientist to interpret it for you, or maybe an eminent religious figure.
Be kind and considerate to those around me.
(3) You act just kind and considerate enough to get a writeoff on your taxes.
Morgan Freeman's a scientist? I didn't know that.
Morgan Freeman and Bill Nye are hired by the Council of Science to distribute revelations to the public. They're honorary scientists.
Wake up. Realize I am too tired. Go back to bed.
(6) You reason that waking up is counterproductive, and stay asleep.
Attempt to become one with the universe instead of tearing a rift in space-time.
(1) You manage to phase yourself out of existence. Again.
Make a RtD about shooting people in the face.
(4) You make a somewhat successful RtD about shooting people in the face, and it has no effect whatsoever on murder rates worldwide.
>Look at naughty things on the internets.
(5) You hastily code a search engine designed specifically to show all the naughty things you could want in sequence. You are now a Billionaire.
Go back home, procure concerts tickets, then invite my neighbour over FB, ending every sentence with a cute smiley.
Poketwo, can you wait a bit to detonate your nukes? Nuclear fireworks would be perfect for a romantic night out.
(6) You get a hold of Led Zeppelin reunion tour tickets, then spend a romantic evening with your neighbor. She is somewhat disturbed by the unsettling faces appearing in the air around you, but hey, Led Zeppelin with a necromancer is better than sitting home, right? Your Romantic Involvement gauge rises.
Wake up.
(2) You fall into a deep sleep.
Respond to Fire Emblem on the Forum posts in a reasonable manner.
(2) What's Fire Emblem?
Sit at home and watch TV. "Hey, they are making a show about people shooting a shiny yellow dragon in the face!"
(2) Someone stole your TV again.
Summon all the Robot Masters from every Mega Man game and combine with them into a giant robot with all their powers and abilities.
(2) You break your Atari in a fit of anger after failing to beat the first level for a few hours.
Get a job to acquire fiscal power
(6) You get a highly enterprising job working at some sort of Italian loan agency, something along the lines of Mob and Associates.
ACQUIRE ILLICIT SUBSTANCES!
(6) A Russian contact gives you several sealed canisters of what he describes as "Ebola mixed with Malaria and a bit of Influenza, soaked in a nice Vodka bath and salted with cocaine for taste, comrade."
punch CEO in the face
(1) You just incurred the wrath of Google. You are quickly locked in a dirty cell in Guantanamo.
Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Non-Existent Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Bandaged Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity Romantic Involvement[============]
Leonkr9: Broken Ankle- No Leg-based Actions
poketwo: Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Six-Pack
Yoink: Filthy Luchre[============]
BFEL: Russian Cocktail
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