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[Leonkr9]

I decide to go jump on a trampoline

[Remuthra]

Ouch. Put my hand under water and bandage it. Then settle for hot milk with honey and cinnamon.

(1) You seem to be out of milk, honey, and cinnamon, as well, and your water isn't working. To compound things, the only thing you can find to bandage with is a dirty, slightly mouldy dishrag, Your kitchen is none too clean, either, and you might want to beware of infection.

Advanced Philosophy? What do you take me for, a Liberal Arts major?

Continue being in class until it's over.

(1) Your class begins to drag on, and you manage to fall asleep.

I decide to go jump on a trampoline

(2) You jump a bit too high, fall off your trampoline, and land on your ankle. It might be sprained.

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity
Leonkr9: Sprained Ankle- -1 to leg-based actions

[Furtuka]

CONSUME SANDWICH

[Sheb]

Borrow milk from my nice neighbour two houses down the street.

[Remuthra]

CONSUME SANDWICH

(6) You consume your sandwich zealously. This is highly unadvisable, and you become stricken with Heartburn.

Borrow milk from my nice neighbour two houses down the street.

(4) You grab your keys and find your neighbor down the street. She is happy to entertain you for tea and milk.

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity
Leonkr9: Sprained Ankle- -1 to leg-based actions

[Sheb]

Hit on my neighbour.

[killerhellhound]

Plan on how to get out mainly using violence they won't be prepared for in this society.

[Remuthra]

Hit on my neighbour.

(4) You act in a courteous and chivalrous manner. Your Romantic Involvement Gauge fills!

Plan on how to get out mainly using violence they won't be prepared for in this society.

(1) You cannot possibly plan to use violence, coming from a society where you aren't prepared for it. The gentlemen lead you out to the square, and up onto a podium. There is a matching podium to your left. A crowd gathers to watch your trial, and a group of three men in black robes arrive.

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity Romantic Involvement[============]
Leonkr9: Sprained Ankle- -1 to leg-based actions

[Spinal_Taper]

Go to a scientific council. Intellectually destroy their thesises and reprove string theory.

[Sheb]

Try to elicit pity in my neighbor due to my hand injuries. Ask her to bandage them.

[poketwo]

get an nuclear warhead

[aattss]

Acquire fiscal power by making well-researched investments in the stock market.

[Leonkr9]

check if it is sprained and if it is call the ambulance

[Remuthra]

Go to a scientific council. Intellectually destroy their thesises and reprove string theory.

(1-1) You most unfortunately brought not scientific theories, but poorly worded uneducated religious concepts. Furthermore, your Iraticity prompts you to bring an assault weapon, the ironsight a decorated religious symbol, to the meeting. The scientists are not amused. You are facing Stephen Hawking, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Morgan Freeman, and Bill Nye. What do you do?

Try to elicit pity in my neighbor due to my hand injuries. Ask her to bandage them.

(6) You act in a self-deprecating manner to inspire modesty and pity. She is heavily affected. Your hand is also bandaged now.

get an nuclear warhead

(5) You head over to your local Nuke Depot to buy some WMDs, They seem to be running a three-for-one Home Security special, and you take advantage of it to buy a variety pack of six assorted thernonuclear warheads at a bargian price. The cashier hands you a heavy lead-lined case with a Sam Adams logo on it.

Acquire fiscal power by making well-researched investments in the stock market.

(2) A shady investive advisor convinces you to buy just before the market crashes! You lose heavy amounts of Fiscal Power.

check if it is sprained and if it is call the ambulance

(2) AAAAGHH! Well, it's definitely not sprained now. You misplace your phone.

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Bandaged Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity Romantic Involvement[============]
Leonkr9: Broken Ankle- No Leg-based Actions
poketwo: Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Six-Pack

[Leonkr9]

give up on the trampoline and go on holiday in japan