Return to anti-Terror Star. Shoot GWG to attempt to heal him without winning the game by accident again.
[2] You miss. It still scorches me. You suck.
Mess up the Dewey Decimal system in a library to decrese the Order meter.
[5] Done.
Fly to Madagascar
[4] Now what?
Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.
[2] Nope.
Permanently, irreversibly turn @GreatWormGold into a tsundere.
[3] That's annoying.
Damn it. Respawn.
Done.
Summon the Colossal Titan.
Image is just to give you an idea of appearance and size, but it'd be better to actually look it up. :p
[5] Great.
((A plot? Shame on you!))
Play whack-a-mole with everyone.
((Xantalos kinda derailed this.))
[5] Whack whack whack!
Throw warp storms everywhere!!!!!
[5] Oh come on.
Use Two points of hellfire to incinerate smurfingtonthethird
I wondered if you'd ever realize you could do that.
[3+2v1] Burn baby burn.
Destroy the Order Meter using the power of Chaos, converting any points of Order into points of Chaos!
[2] Nope. Not that Chaos would gain anything.
The God King is immortal. Punch death in the face.
[6] Turns out, Death is immortal. And stronger than you.
You can no longer claim to be the God-King. You get -1 to Respawning rolls unless I forget.
Become a charred zombie! able to shoot fire out of it's hands!
[1] You become a flaming corpse. This isn't much fun.
Buy the omniverse!
[2] No one's selling.
Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.
Stop him from doing that.
[4] You...stop him from doing something he failed at. Yay?
force the next post to be in PIRATE SPEAK YARRRRGGG-> also bring forth some swarthy swashbucklers to FIGHT
[5] Yarr, tha universe...be...piraety...me hearty?
Oh geez, I suck at pirate-speech. Me hearty.
Turn GWG into Mata Nui.
GIVE GWG THE MASK OF LIFE AND HAVE IT MUTATE HIM INTO A STRONGER FORM
[3] The mask doesn't fit. Almost as if it wasn't made to fit dragons.
Turn GWG into Mata Nui.
THAT'S NOT VERY SMART THING TO DO
LEARN THE SECRETS OF LIFE AND DEATH
Why not?
[6] You learn them. This gives you perspective. Familiar with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books? Yeah, this universe wasn't made for you.
Find gravy and cheese curds.
[4] Yum!
Damn, that was totally accurate RolePlaying, I definitely did that on purpose!
Channel inner GreatWyrmGold to become GWG. WHO'S MOCKING ME NOW?!?
[2] The GreatWyrmGold clones are.
Steal DNA sample from smurfingtonthethird
[2] Eh. Why would you want to clone him anyways?
kill someone else, as determined randomly
[5] You attack a weak victim...that skeleton. It's dead!
NPCs:
Burn the witch!
[3v4+1] Elsa evades your torches and whatnot.
...GET PAID!
[2] NO LUCK.
Avoid getting torched.
[4+1v3]
Protect Elsa.
Protect Elsa.
[5,1,2,2]
GreatWyrmGold manages to help hide Elsa from the mob, fortifying her hiding place. His clones, though...well, now the mob knows exactly where she is.
Kill Furtaka.
[3v4] Blast!
Turn Diagnosis:
Chaotic
Disorderly
Chaos Meter: ||||||||||
Order Meter: ||||||||||
Pirate Meter: |||||||||||
Is darkpaladin
SFW Barrier
Warp Storms Everywhere
Characters:
darkpaladin: The Universe (see above)
Empiricist: Respawning. Like, the anthropomorphic personification and/or incarnation of the concept.
misko27: Absentee God of Order and Furtaka-Hating
poketwo: Chaos Spirit
Elsa: Present and under control. For now.
Fear Meter: ||||||||||GreatWyrmGold Clones (3): Sane.
Sanure:
Disneymancer Angry Mob: Angry at Elsa
Arcvasti: Disappointed
BILLY MAYS: ALL-CAPS SHAMWOW SALESMAN!
Erils: Not A Good Cloner
IronTomato: Almost Forgotten, Mauled
NAV: French Fries, Satisfied
Sinlessmoon: Present
Vgray: Locked as a ghost flea; In Madagascar
WhitiusOpius: Embarassed by Ignorance
Colossal Titan: Yeah, I don't know what that is
GreatWyrmGold: Draconic
Pain Meter: |||||||||||||||||||||killerhellhound: Sad Hellhound
Hellfire: |||||||||||||||TalonisWolf: Zombie
Pancreas Meter: |||||TamerVirus: Has a lot of ShamWows
ShamWow Meter: |||||||||||| 
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