Plot being initiated...
leap on and eat iron tomato for attacking GWG and to fuel my hellfire
[4v3] Munch munch!
'Borrow' someone's Pancreas/'s, giving me an extra pancreas meter or two.
[3] Um, nope. You get some pancreas back, though! Briefly.
Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer exist
[5]
Whoo! Success!
Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer exist
Kill Blazing Glory for suggesting such a thing.
[6v5] You have a brilliant idea: Nuke.
Guess how that went.
Kick blazing glory in the face. Repeatedly. Then stab him. Repeatedly. Then shoot him in the face. Repeatedly. Then force him to eat his mother's heart. Rep-wait what? Finally, kick him in the face once more. Yes, this is all supposed to be one action. And yes, I am a terrible person for doing this.
You run over to Ground Zero and begin abusing a charred corpse.
Summon Lich
[3] You summon a skeleton. It goes sorta purple.
Why, hello there. I believe we have something to talk about?
Walk right into the thread, looking cool as hell.
[6] You look cool as hell, alright. Soon, you are also as healthy as a cripple and as holeless as a sieve, followed by being as while as a puzzle and then as alive as a corpse.
You kinda screwed that one up.
...Heal something with healing multiverse?
[5]
Um. Yay?
CALL FORTH MR CLEAN! LET THE BATTLE OF THE CLEANERS COMMENCE!
Hell, might as well start summoning other rando advertisers
[2] Damn.
Fix broken quote tag.
I actually did that shortly after beginning this turn.
Summon Stardroids to defend GWG.
[6] You summon necrons, because I know what those are. They promptly wander off...
Since I am the god of chaos, I don't need a mortal body. Throw warp storms all around to cause even more chaos
[4] Okay, you're a chaos spirit.
Loot the Universe
[5] Alright, you loot the universe. Now what?
Respawn in a mecha suit[With an emergency way out in case the power runs out while I'm inside.Just in case].
[2] You respawn.
...
Boring!
Respawn. Summon french fries.
[2] You respawn as french fries.
Go to a Bay12 convention (they probably have those in the new universe) and RP as GWG by correcting everyone who's having any conversation about science, ever.
[3] You try. You make a fool of yourself, because it turns out you actually don't know that much science. And you probably should have stayed away from the Advanced Physics section.
Give WhitiusOpius an RP-accuracy meter.
[1] Aw.
DERAIL PLOT BEFORE ITS EVEN INTRODUCED
[6] Goddammit you ninja!
NPCs:
SELL MORE SHAMWOWS!
[3] You do. It occurs to you that you were at no point being paid to do this.
Re-establish my kingdom.
[1] If by "re-establish your kingdom" you mean "accidentally summon a number of people badly affected by summertime snowdrifts," you succeeded.
Destroy the Necrons!
Destroy the Necrons!
[1v5][2v2-1][6v6-2][4v6-3]
While the original GreatWyrmGold is badly harmed, a joint effort destroys the army.
Improve the Order of the Universe
[6] There is now an Order Meter. Hell if I know what it does, but it won't be good.
Turn Diagnosis:
Chaotic
Disorderly
Chaos Meter: ||||||||||
Order Meter: ||||||||||
Is darkpaladin
SFW Barrier
Characters:
darkpaladin: The Universe (see above)
Empiricist: Respawning. Like, the anthropomorphic personification and/or incarnation of the concept.
misko27: Absentee God of Order and Furtaka-Hating
poketwo: Chaos Spirit
smurfington: Guardian of Work-Safeness
Elsa: Present and under control. For now.
Fear Meter: ||||||||||GreatWyrmGold Clones (3): Sane.
Sanure:
Disneymancer Angry Mob: Angry at Elsa
Arcvasti: Disappointed
BILLY MAYS: ALL-CAPS SHAMWOW SALESMAN!
Erils: Not A Good Cloner
IronTomato: Almost Forgotten, Mauled
NAV: French Fries
Vgray: Locked as a ghost flea
WhitiusOpius: Embarassed by Ignorance
GreatWyrmGold: Draconic
Pain Meter: ||||||||||||||||||||killerhellhound: Sad Hellhound
Hellfire: |||||||||||||||TalonisWolf: Zombie
Pancreas Meter: |||||TamerVirus: Has a lot of ShamWows
ShamWow Meter: ||||||||||||