Summon Misko
[6]
I'll PM misko27 to inform him of his promotion to Furtaka-Hating Deity of Order.
Summon Elsa.
[5] You do so. You are now a Disneymancer and can summon Disney characters at +1, because I can't think of anything else to make that better than a 4.
SIC XANTALOS ON GWG
[4]
Ow!
Grant GWG a protective shield and great strength, speed and endurance.
Give GWG a Great Kanohi Hau, Pakari and Kakama.
[2]
You give GWG a bunch of Bionicles and a village in Nepal.
go have a bath in a nice relaxing hot spring forget about the fight going on just relax
[1] OW OW OW HOT YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO FIRE!
Continue piloting Healing Multiverse, as due to being a multiverse, it is not contained within the old universe. OVERHEAL GWG
[4] GWG overhealed.
Loot the universe.
[2] Your pockets are too small.
Lead the GWG clones in an attempt to hijack the thread
[1] The GWG clones turn on you, angry at trying to hurt the original. Thanks, guys!
Respawn as fairy queen. Fail to try to take a second action in one turn.
[6] You are the Shidhe Queen. Google "Shidhe" and guess how much loyalty they have to their queen. Oh look, you just died of "natural causes".
Shove my fist down Taloniswolf's mouth and yank out his pancreas.
[6]
OW! Teeth hurt when they bit your elbow.
Spawn as the god-king.
[6]
You discover yourself married to Arcvasti. Friggin' celestial politics. Oh look, you died of "natural causes" too.
...Wait, what?
Shove my fist down Taloniswolf's mouth and yank out his pancreas.
Bite down on his fist if possible, turning him into a zombie.
[3] The bastard got a handful of pancreas, but you manage to bit him.
Repair SFW barrier, become guardian of it.
[4] Check and check.
...Try not to think about how people have kids now.
BRING CHAOS INTO THIS UNIVERSE
[2] You chant some, trying to summon the Legions of Chaos. You screw up, and somehow it begins raining eggbeaters.
Maybe you shouldn't have slept through or skipped half your Metaphysics lectures. It would have helped your career options a lot more than all your art history courses combined.
RESUMMON BILLY MAYS HERE
[6] BILLY MAYS IS HERE!
HE PUNCHES YOU AND TAKES YOUR SHAMWOWS!
HE BEGINS SELLING THEM WITH BETTER SALESMANSHIP!
THE JERK!
Kill poketwo
[4v1]
poketwo glares at you and speaks a few words. A bunch of rancid oil splashes on his head. You can't decide if this counts as a mercy kill or if you feel bad for killing someone so pathetic.
Stop being a flea. Or dead. Or a ghost.
[1] You are locked into being a ghost flea.
Respawn as the concept of respawning.
[4] Ooh, meta.
Use Chaos Power to become the Chaos God!
[2] Aw.
NPC Turns:
Um.
Introduce plot.
[5]
Oh boy.
...I need to think about this a while.
Overall turn:
Orderly
Chaos Meter: ||||||||||
Is darkpaladin
SFW Barrier
Characters:
darkpaladin: The Universe (see above)
Empiricist: Respawning. Like, the anthropomorphic personification and/or incarnation of the concept.
smurfington: Guardian of Work-Safeness
Elsa: Present and under control. For now.
Fear Meter: ||||||||||GreatWyrmGold Clones (3): Sane.
Sanure:
Disneymancer BILLY MAYS: ALL-CAPS SHAMWOW SALESMAN!
Erils: Not A Good Cloner
Vgray: Locked as a ghost flea
blazing glory: Undefined Handicap
Glory Meter: |||||||||||||||Zombie Meter: ||||||||||GreatWyrmGold: Draconic
Pain Meter: ||||||||||||||||||||killerhellhound: Sad Hellhound
Hellfire: |||||||||||||||TalonisWolf: Zombie
Pancreas Meter: |||||TamerVirus: Has a lot of ShamWows
ShamWow Meter: ||||||||||||[/quote]
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