SLAPFIGHT!
[5]
WOOTFINISH HER
Create the universe
3-6
YOU CAN'T MAKE THE UNIVERSE, IT ALREADY EXISTS, YOU FUKKIN DRUGGO
Take GWG with me to the anti-Terror Star. Together, we EXPLODE HIS PANCREAS IN A SUPERNOVA!
[2]
NOPE, GWG IS STUCK
Stab GWG in the pancreas, then shoot TalonisWolf in the face, all the while doing awesome stunts with my jetpack.
[4]
STOP MESSING WITH THE PLAN
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".
I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
The universe reset at some point.
GM: You missed my action.
Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG: Physician Guy with healing spells (Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!
Rerun above action because, geez.
This turn's action:
Elsa: Freeze Taloniswolf's pancreas!
GWG: Switch the forms of me and WhitiusOpius, so that he's #5 and I'm GreatWyrmGold again.
YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZ
[2]
YOUR PANCREAS IS FROZEN
I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
The universe reset at some point.
Siggy
Also shatter Taloniswolf's pancreas using my POWERS OF MUSIC
[1]
TOO MUCH RIFF
FANGIRL ATTACK
Gain uber-GWG pain threshold meter! REGENERATE TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS!
[4]
DON'T BE A PENIS AND WRITE IN BIG LETTERS
ONLY I CAN BE A PENIS AND WRITE IN BIG LETTERS
YOU ARE NOW GWG! EVERYONE KILL HIM INSTEAD
PANCREAS REGEN
Steal the GM's D-6 die, and replace it with the D-100 die of pain for his theft of the D-6 die I so rightfully found.
[6]
YOU STEAL IT AND REPLACE IT WITH A D600
FUCK YOU
EVERYONE PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
summon space ninjas to fight everything
360
NO SPACE NINJAS, ONLY WEEABOO NINJAS
THEY ARE PRETTY USELESS
SHOOT TALONISWOLF IN THE FACE
[458]
HEADSHOT! BUT STOP MESSING WITH THE SYSTEM
Ride the potato golem to victory.
109
YOU RIDE IT TO UTTER FAILURE
AS IN IT GETS EATEN BY CROWS
GET PWNAGE METER, USE TO CRUSH GWG
[271]
NONE FOR YOU
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".
Summon a "few" frost giants to help out with the destruction. And by help out, I mean destroy more things.
[158]
A WHOLE BUNCH OF HEIRSER AND JARLS COME OUT OF KNOWHERE AND KILL THEM
Surgerize Taloniswolf with my Healing Shank/Shiv and crazy medical skillz. Try to cut out his pancreas or at least something in that region.
[100] ((damn))
YOU CUT OUT YOUR OWN PANCREAS
Start playing Surgeon simulator with his pancreas being a new mode.
[167]
I'LL LET YOU IMAGINE HOW THE SURGERY WENT
TWIST THE KNIFE
[592]
PAIN!
Begin absorbing GWG's Logic and convert it to Chaos, adding to the Chaos Meter!
[73]
CRITICAL FAILURE
YOU ARE NOW MADE OF ORDER