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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200099 times)

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #615 on: March 30, 2014, 08:02:16 am »

SUMMON PORTAL TO MY RTDS TO CAUSE CHAOS
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #616 on: March 30, 2014, 08:05:11 am »

((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #617 on: March 30, 2014, 08:26:25 am »

((No clue!))

Steal D-6 Die. Replace them with D-20.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #618 on: March 30, 2014, 09:39:26 am »

create magma in the universe faster than Elsa can create frost.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #619 on: March 30, 2014, 10:57:49 am »

Summon Portal gun. Snow is white, so its totally portalable. Use the prior statement to inflict portal-caused damage on 4Maskwolf. Taloniswolf.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #620 on: March 30, 2014, 11:13:06 am »

((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))

((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #621 on: March 30, 2014, 11:48:31 am »

Summon Misko!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #622 on: March 30, 2014, 01:21:14 pm »

Overcharge the Chaos Meter!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #623 on: March 30, 2014, 01:32:04 pm »

Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
...What?

GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT
...Whoo? Another gold star for me?

Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
This is wrong in so many ways.

((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.



Grate: Avoid being fed to GWG.
Elsa: Begin creation of an ice fortress.
GWG: Attack random guy attacking me. Try not to get killed by my own allies. Again.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #624 on: March 30, 2014, 01:38:22 pm »

((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.
Not in some universes. PHYSICS CAN BE ANYTHING BRAH
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #625 on: March 30, 2014, 02:03:21 pm »

Then why assume that they'll be just the right thing to allow you to do that/ Because your plan involves using specific consequences of the laws of physics in ways that defy those same laws of physics.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #626 on: March 30, 2014, 03:48:25 pm »

Start playing the imperial march and open a portal to the star wars universe that makes thousands of clones march in,order them to shoot GWG in the face.

[5]

CLONE SHOOTY FACE FUN

Healing GRWARAAAWR NOM on GWG, trusty tyrannosaur!

[1]

TREX IS EATING GWG

Throw my gold star at GWG's head. Like a ninja.

[2]

IT REBOUNDS AND HITS YOU

Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG.  Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.

[4]

MORE DAMAGE TO GWG

A WINRAR IS YOU

Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.

[1]

NO YOU DON'T

TIMEOUT CORNER

Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.

Also beat the snot out of TalonisWolf.

[6]

SNOT BEATEN OUT

ITS ALL OVER YOUR HANDS GROSS

KILL GWG IN THE FACE

[5]

YOU BURN ALL THE NERVE ENDINGS IN HIS FACE

Seduce the Elsa!

[2]

SHE REJECTS YOU COMPLETELY

Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.

[1]

YOU ALONE HAVE A -6 ROLL UNTIL I SAY SO

ENJOY YOUR UBERCRITICAL FAILURES

Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.
Assist this guy.

[2]

YOU FAIL

I'm the only one to vote for the last option. I feel so special.

INVADE UNIVERSE WITH MASSIVE ARMY OF YOU AT DERAIL NPCS.


[1]

IT FAILS BECAUSE HURRY UP AND UPDATE DERAIL

Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG.  Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.
Provide music backdrop for this action

Play this Music


[3]

THAT WAS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

TIMEOUT CORNER

Create a virus that gives meters to the infected.

[2]

NO

Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.

[6]

THE GRATE GETS ANGRY AND ATTACKS YOU

Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.

Demand Dark paladin update roll to win bar fight

[5]

UPDATE ROLL TO BAR FIGHT K?

SUMMON PORTAL TO MY RTDS TO CAUSE CHAOS

[6]

YOUR RTD IS IMMEDIATELY FLOODED WITH MAGMA BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR PORTAL UNDER THE CRUST

((No clue!))

Steal D-6 Die. Replace them with D-20.

[4]

FUCK TITTIES
YOU ARE A CUNT

create magma in the universe faster than Elsa can create frost.

[10]

YOU MAKE IT AT SAME RATE

Summon Portal gun. Snow is white, so its totally portalable. Use the prior statement to inflict portal-caused damage on 4Maskwolf. Taloniswolf.

[1]

ONLY THE MOON IS PORTABLE

YOU END UP ON THE MOON

Summon Misko!

[9]

YOU SUMMON A BOWL OF MISO

Overcharge the Chaos Meter!

[11]

YOU CHARGE IT A LITTLE BIT

Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
...What?

GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT
...Whoo? Another gold star for me?

Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
This is wrong in so many ways.

((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.



Grate: Avoid being fed to GWG.
Elsa: Begin creation of an ice fortress.
GWG: Attack random guy attacking me. Try not to get killed by my own allies. Again.

[2]

THE ICE FORTRESS IS MAGMA'D, GRATES CONTINUE BEING FED TO GWG AND YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE BECAUSE REASONS

Then why assume that they'll be just the right thing to allow you to do that/ Because your plan involves using specific consequences of the laws of physics in ways that defy those same laws of physics.

AS STATED BEFORE, SCREW YOU AND YOUR LOGIC



WE D20 NOW
SOMEONE FIX IT BEFORE I RANDOMLY DECIDE WHAT THE ROLLS DO

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO, -6 ROLL

FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)

CHAOS METER
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STOP THAT
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #627 on: March 30, 2014, 03:50:23 pm »

HEALING BITE, dammit! HEAL THE GWG!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #628 on: March 30, 2014, 03:54:37 pm »

Call her a lesbian!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #629 on: March 30, 2014, 04:09:09 pm »

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