Start playing the imperial march and open a portal to the star wars universe that makes thousands of clones march in,order them to shoot GWG in the face.
[5]
CLONE SHOOTY FACE FUN
Healing GRWARAAAWR NOM on GWG, trusty tyrannosaur!
[1]
TREX IS EATING GWG
Throw my gold star at GWG's head. Like a ninja.
[2]
IT REBOUNDS AND HITS YOU
Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG. Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.
[4]
MORE DAMAGE TO GWG
A WINRAR IS YOU
Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.
[1]
NO YOU DON'T
TIMEOUT CORNER
Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.
Also beat the snot out of TalonisWolf.
[6]
SNOT BEATEN OUT
ITS ALL OVER YOUR HANDS GROSS
KILL GWG IN THE FACE
[5]
YOU BURN ALL THE NERVE ENDINGS IN HIS FACE
Seduce the Elsa!
[2]
SHE REJECTS YOU COMPLETELY
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.
[1]
YOU ALONE HAVE A -6 ROLL UNTIL I SAY SO
ENJOY YOUR UBERCRITICAL FAILURES
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.
Assist this guy.
[2]
YOU FAIL
I'm the only one to vote for the last option. I feel so special.
INVADE UNIVERSE WITH MASSIVE ARMY OF YOU AT DERAIL NPCS.
[1]
IT FAILS BECAUSE HURRY UP AND UPDATE DERAIL
Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG. Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.
Provide music backdrop for this action
Play this Music
[3]
THAT WAS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
TIMEOUT CORNER
Create a virus that gives meters to the infected.
[2]
NO
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
[6]
THE GRATE GETS ANGRY AND ATTACKS YOU
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
Demand Dark paladin update roll to win bar fight
[5]
UPDATE ROLL TO BAR FIGHT K?SUMMON PORTAL TO MY RTDS TO CAUSE CHAOS
[6]
YOUR RTD IS IMMEDIATELY FLOODED WITH MAGMA BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR PORTAL UNDER THE CRUST
((No clue!))
Steal D-6 Die. Replace them with D-20.
[4]
FUCK TITTIES
YOU ARE A CUNT
create magma in the universe faster than Elsa can create frost.
[10]
YOU MAKE IT AT SAME RATE
Summon Portal gun. Snow is white, so its totally portalable. Use the prior statement to inflict portal-caused damage on 4Maskwolf. Taloniswolf.
[1]
ONLY THE MOON IS PORTABLE
YOU END UP ON THE MOON
Summon Misko!
[9]
YOU SUMMON A BOWL OF MISO
Overcharge the Chaos Meter!
[11]
YOU CHARGE IT A LITTLE BIT
Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
...What?
GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT
...Whoo? Another gold star for me?
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
This is wrong in so many ways.
((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.
Grate: Avoid being fed to GWG.
Elsa: Begin creation of an ice fortress.
GWG: Attack random guy attacking me. Try not to get killed by my own allies. Again.
[2]
THE ICE FORTRESS IS MAGMA'D, GRATES CONTINUE BEING FED TO GWG AND YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE BECAUSE REASONS
Then why assume that they'll be just the right thing to allow you to do that/ Because your plan involves using specific consequences of the laws of physics in ways that defy those same laws of physics.
AS STATED BEFORE, SCREW YOU AND YOUR LOGIC
WE D20 NOW
SOMEONE FIX IT BEFORE I RANDOMLY DECIDE WHAT THE ROLLS DO
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT
GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO, -6 ROLL
FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)
CHAOS METER
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STOP THAT