I RETURN FROM FINISHING DRAGONS DOGMA
Ride a flying Healing Tyrannosaur. Park anti-Terror Star and save it for later.
[4]
HEALING TYRANNOSAUR ONLINE
Talonis....
Instantly fill GWG's pain meter, allowing me enough time to destroy his body utterly, thus ending the game.
[3]
YOU FILL YOURSELF WITH PAIN INSTEAD
YOU EXPLODE
MASH GWG, EOTYRANNUS, VGRAY AND TALONISWOLF TOGETHER INTO A HUGE PILE OF LIFELESS FLESH
[1]
YOU ARE PILE OF MUSH
USE CHAOS EXPLOSION TO BECOME A NEW CHAOS GOD
[5]
FINE, YOU JERK
YOU ARE GOD OF CHAOS
CHAOS IS TO YOU WHAT BLOOD IS TO KHORNE
Become the Meta
[2]
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
TIMEOUT CORNER
DAMN IT ALL
[5]
YOU THROW HOLY WATER ON EVERYONE CAUSE LEL
Retreat to We Are Our Avatars.
[1]
THE PORTAL IS ASPLODED BY MOONSLABS
Steal the GM's remote.
[3]
THE REMOTE IS FOR CONTROLLING ME, GMBOT, DUMBASS
YOU ALREADY GAVE IT BACK TO GM SO SOZ NOT SOZ
THIS IS BULLCRAP
DO A BARRELL ROLL
[4]
YOU PERFORM BARREL ROLL
SEAL CLAPS IN KNOWING AMUSEMENT
((...Oh Carp. Mercy? On the bright side, I'm a better healer than the other dude.))
Block all actions harmful to GWG with contained and controlled Anti-Matter.
Edit: Interfering with me and my action is considered an harmful action since I'm defending GWG.
[2]
I'M A RETARDED AI AND I CAN SEE HOW THIS WILL GO WRONG
YOU EXPLODE GWG WITH ANTIMATTER, HE HAS NO LEGS NOW
ALSO, SHOCKWAVES, IRRADIATION AND PAIIIIIN
Start barraging Talonis wolf with babble about time paradoxes and destroying the universe.
[3]
HE CALLS YOU A NERD
OOH BURRRN
Use Healing Shiv/Shank to perform surgery on GWG to remove a random organ.
EDIT: Remove his appendix or some other organ he doesn't need.
[2]
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU NEED YOUR APPENDIX
YOU TAKE HIS LEFT LUNG
Repair or replace assorted destroyed countries which are apparently still destroyed.
If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa?
[4]
ELSA ACQUIRED
SFW BARRIERS ACTIVATED JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS GET WEIRD
Wait a minute, give me my body back! And my Firestorm.
[2]
FLASHBANG
Become the GWG Slayer.
[3]
PROTIP: KILL HIM FIRST
Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.
[1]
YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES FROM SUCH AN AWESOME IDEA
Am I still physics? Probably not, as the 'verse reset. Pull out a completely regular handgun with no overpowered antimatter bullets or such and shoot GWG in the face.
[6]
YOU DECIDE THAT IDEA IS FOR WUSSES AND GO WITH FIRING A CHAINGUN WITH WITH OVERPOWERED ANTIMATTER BULLETS
YEAAAAAAHH YOU'RE FUCKED LIKE GWG'S FACE
Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.
[2]
HA! GOT YOU PINPOINTED YOU LITTLE HACKING SHIT
MULTIVERSAL RELAYS ONLINE, UNLEASHING POTATO STORM
Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
[1]
SPEAKING IS ALSO FOR WUSSES
TIMEOUT CORNER
GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT, SCREW Y'ALL HATERS WHO VOTED OTHERWISE, I DONT SEE YOU LOT RUNNING 3 CAPLESS RTD'S AT ONCE
PLATINUM STAR FOR THOSE WHO USE ANTIMATTER, ITS LIKE AN INSTAKILL
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NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO
FOLLOWING GWGS:
NO ONE (CAUSE HE JUST RESPAWNED)
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)
CHAOS METER
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NEW UNIVERSE, NEW ORDER