Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


Pages: 1 ... 16 17 [18] 19 20 ... 73

Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200116 times)

Rolepgeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • They see me rollin' they savin'~
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #255 on: March 25, 2014, 10:57:19 am »

Not my fault it hurts.

How about this. We'll start oiling our tools with anesthetic.
Logged
Sincerely, Role P. Geek

Optimism is Painful.
Optimize anyway.

WhitiusOpus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pro-radiation Lobbyist
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #256 on: March 25, 2014, 11:09:42 am »

INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2
Logged
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja
Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

Eotyrannus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Here to throw dinosaurs at people
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #257 on: March 25, 2014, 11:15:16 am »

Shoot Sun with anti-Terror Star. Everything is now hit by Healing Implosion.
Logged

IronTomato

  • Bay Watcher
  • VENGEANCE
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #258 on: March 25, 2014, 11:17:18 am »

USE MY REMOTE CONTROLLED MISSILE WHICH I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT
Logged

Doomblade187

  • Bay Watcher
  • Requires music to get through the working day.
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #259 on: March 25, 2014, 12:14:55 pm »

Steal back the mecha and destroy the xantalos program.
Logged
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

Zanzetkuken The Great

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Wizard Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #260 on: March 25, 2014, 12:16:10 pm »

Complete Boot-up sequence.
Logged
Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

NAV

  • Bay Watcher
  • I have an idea!
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #261 on: March 25, 2014, 02:18:58 pm »

Kill
Logged
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #262 on: March 25, 2014, 02:58:17 pm »

Not my fault it hurts.

How about this. We'll start oiling our tools with anesthetic.
Arguable, but I'm still going to get you to stop. And I hardly imagine that your original stated purpose of "turning GWG into minerbots" can be construed as nonhostile.

No. Go or die.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

4maskwolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • 4mask always angle, do figure theirs!
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #263 on: March 25, 2014, 02:59:12 pm »

Destroy everything and everyone.

Parsely

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • My games!
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #264 on: March 25, 2014, 06:56:41 pm »

CLAW GWG's FACE.
Logged

Ozarck

  • Bay Watcher
  • DiceBane
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #265 on: March 25, 2014, 07:05:43 pm »


Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.

[6] YOU DO SO
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY

Throw GWG into the sun
[2] THE GWG IS TOO HEAVY NOW THAT HE IS MADE OF LEAD
incre
This may be nitpicking on the level of a GWG post, but changing gold into lead would not increase it's weight by that much. Gold has an atomic mass of 196 vs. Lead's 207, so on an atom-by-atom conversion, GWG's lead would be 4.5% heavier or so. However, by volume, Gold is much heavier, as it's density is much higher. Since we're talking about a magic conversion, I leave it up to you to decide whether the gold was changed by volume, atom, or ... uh ....  uhhhhhhh.... yeah.

NAV

  • Bay Watcher
  • I have an idea!
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #266 on: March 25, 2014, 07:09:57 pm »

Transmute him into GreatWyrmFlerovium.
Logged
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Ozarck

  • Bay Watcher
  • DiceBane
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #267 on: March 25, 2014, 07:19:20 pm »


This may be nitpicking on the level of a GWG post, but changing gold into lead would not increase it's weight by that much. Gold has an atomic mass of 196 vs. Lead's 207, so on an atom-by-atom conversion, GWG's lead would be 4.5% heavier or so. However, by volume, Gold is much heavier, as it's density is much higher. Since we're talking about a magic conversion, I leave it up to you to decide whether the gold was changed by volume, atom, or ... uh ....  uhhhhhhh.... yeah.

Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.

[6] YOU DO SO
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
"Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."
Yes. I'm talking to the GM.

errrr. So, yeah.

Rolepgeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • They see me rollin' they savin'~
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #268 on: March 25, 2014, 07:25:14 pm »


This may be nitpicking on the level of a GWG post, but changing gold into lead would not increase it's weight by that much. Gold has an atomic mass of 196 vs. Lead's 207, so on an atom-by-atom conversion, GWG's lead would be 4.5% heavier or so. However, by volume, Gold is much heavier, as it's density is much higher. Since we're talking about a magic conversion, I leave it up to you to decide whether the gold was changed by volume, atom, or ... uh ....  uhhhhhhh.... yeah.

Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.

[6] YOU DO SO
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
"Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."
Yes. I'm talking to the GM.

errrr. So, yeah.

Was it previously established that his scales were, in fact, made of gold before they were transmuted?

Also, I think 'TON' in that instance was a figure of speech.
Logged
Sincerely, Role P. Geek

Optimism is Painful.
Optimize anyway.

GiglameshDespair

  • Bay Watcher
  • Beware! Once I have posted, your thread is doomed!
    • View Profile
Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #269 on: March 25, 2014, 08:29:15 pm »

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Logged
Old and cringe account. Disregard.
Pages: 1 ... 16 17 [18] 19 20 ... 73