THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
[1] THE DRAGONS EAT YOU
TEAR OFF GWG'S SCALES AND BUILD A RIFF METER OUT OF THEM
[1] YOU SLIP ON HIS BLOODY SCALES AND SLIDE INTO THE SUN
Construct an extra pair of arms made out of style so I can riff while I riff.
[2] YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE ARMS AND LOSE SOME OF YOUR RIFF IN THE PROCESS
Protect GWG! (Auto action, as well.)
[5] YOU ASSIGN YOUR SELF AS AN AUTO-GUARDIAN
Set up turrets on GWG to shoot at anyone who attacks him
[1] YOU SET UP TURRETS AND THEY BACKFIRE AND MURDER YOU
THEY THEN SHOOT GWG
THE GWG WOULD SCREAM IN PAIN BUT DOOMBLADE DRAMATICALLY JUMPS IN FRONT OF IT
THE DOOMBLADE SCREAMS IN PAIN
RAHHHG WHY AM I NOT LISTED AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING GWG BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY INSIDE HIM?
DETONATE A GRENADE INSIDE HIM AND USE THE SHOCKWAVE TO PROPEL MY RIGHT HALF OUT HIS MOUTH.
BECAUSE THE GM IS LAZY AND STUFF
[3] THE GRENADE EXPLODES
IT KILLS YOU, WHICH IS UNFORTUNANT
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
IF DEAD, COME BACK TO LIFE
HACK KILLERHELLHOUNDS TURRETS TO ATTACK GWG AND HIS ALLIES INSTEAD
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO'S DEAD OR NOT
[3] THE TURRETS ARE ALREADY FAILING
THEY SHOOT AT YOU
NOW THERE ARE BULLETS FLYING AT YOUR FACE
RAM INTO GWG USING FIREHOSE PROPULSION
[4] YOU RAM INTO HIM
YOUR SHOULDER HURTS REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
FIRE THE MEOW LASAH AT GWGs FACE.
[6] THE SOUND OF TEN THOUSAND NYANS STRIKE THE GWG IN THE FACE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN HORRIBLE PAIN
Play some moon golf
[2] YOU HIT A GOLFBALL ON THE MOON
IT FLIES INTO ORBIT AROUND THE MOON
IT COMES BACK AND HITS YOU IN THE FACE
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE
Use psychology to convince GWG to eat himself.
[2] HE DECIDES THAT EATING YOU WOULD BE MORE SATISFYING
LUCKILY HE EATS REMUTHRA INSTEAD
Keep shooting.
[4] YOU SHOOT GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Summon a mecha. Do some gattai combination with GUNINANRUNIN's Mecha.
[1] YOU SUMMON A MECCA
YOU ARE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR SACRELIGIOUS ACTS
Spawn in with an army of SPESS MEHREENS this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.
[5] SPESS MEHREENS OBTAINED
Use newly gained Sun power to melt GWG and friends
[2] YOU GAIN NO POWERS FROM SUN
INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY COLD, GIVING THEM A MINUS TO FUTURE ACTIONS
I HAVE A BAD COLD AND AS SUCH SHOULD GET A BONUS!
I HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE THIS SO NO
[3] YOU GET SICK
THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
Assist with my crazy space powers.
[3] THE DRAGONS WOULD EAT YOU TOO BUT THEY ARE FULL ON ELEPHANTS
GWG ACTION:
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
[6] THE REMUTHRA HAS BEEN EATEN
HE IS STILL RIFFING
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [
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FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - EATEN BY GWG - RIFFING LEVEL [
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KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [
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SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS