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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200114 times)

Gentlefish

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #165 on: March 23, 2014, 07:32:13 pm »

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
"There are so many things wrong with this idea."

Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
Hey, at least I'm making an impact.

AYYYY

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #166 on: March 23, 2014, 08:21:40 pm »

Spawn in with an army of SPACE MARINES this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #167 on: March 23, 2014, 08:23:21 pm »

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
"There are so many things wrong with this idea."

Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
Hey, at least I'm making an impact.
AYYYY
I wondered if anyone would pick up on that.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #168 on: March 23, 2014, 08:35:03 pm »

Spawn in with an army of SPESS MEHREENS this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.
FTFY
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #169 on: March 23, 2014, 09:09:54 pm »

Use newly gained Sun power to melt GWG and friends
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #170 on: March 23, 2014, 09:38:43 pm »

INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY COLD, GIVING THEM A MINUS TO FUTURE ACTIONS

I HAVE A BAD COLD AND AS SUCH SHOULD GET A BONUS!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #171 on: March 23, 2014, 10:18:38 pm »

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.

Assist with my crazy space powers.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #172 on: March 23, 2014, 11:55:32 pm »

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
[1] THE DRAGONS EAT YOU

TEAR OFF GWG'S SCALES AND BUILD A RIFF METER OUT OF THEM
[1] YOU SLIP ON HIS BLOODY SCALES AND SLIDE INTO THE SUN

Construct an extra pair of arms made out of style so I can riff while I riff.
[2] YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE ARMS AND LOSE SOME OF YOUR RIFF IN THE PROCESS

Protect GWG! (Auto action, as well.)
[5] YOU ASSIGN YOUR SELF AS AN AUTO-GUARDIAN

Set up turrets on GWG to shoot at anyone who attacks him
[1] YOU SET UP TURRETS AND THEY BACKFIRE AND MURDER YOU
THEY THEN SHOOT GWG
THE GWG WOULD SCREAM IN PAIN BUT DOOMBLADE DRAMATICALLY JUMPS IN FRONT OF IT
THE DOOMBLADE SCREAMS IN PAIN

RAHHHG WHY AM I NOT LISTED AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING GWG BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY INSIDE HIM?
DETONATE A GRENADE INSIDE HIM AND USE THE SHOCKWAVE TO PROPEL MY RIGHT HALF OUT HIS MOUTH.

BECAUSE THE GM IS LAZY AND STUFF
[3] THE GRENADE EXPLODES
IT KILLS YOU, WHICH IS UNFORTUNANT
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

IF DEAD, COME BACK TO LIFE
HACK KILLERHELLHOUNDS TURRETS TO ATTACK GWG AND HIS ALLIES INSTEAD

I DON'T REMEMBER WHO'S DEAD OR NOT
[3] THE TURRETS ARE ALREADY FAILING
THEY SHOOT AT YOU
NOW THERE ARE BULLETS FLYING AT YOUR FACE

RAM INTO GWG USING FIREHOSE PROPULSION
[4] YOU RAM INTO HIM
YOUR SHOULDER HURTS REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

FIRE THE MEOW LASAH AT GWGs FACE.
[6] THE SOUND OF TEN THOUSAND NYANS STRIKE THE GWG IN THE FACE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN HORRIBLE PAIN

Play some moon golf
[2] YOU HIT A GOLFBALL ON THE MOON
IT FLIES INTO ORBIT AROUND THE MOON
IT COMES BACK AND HITS YOU IN THE FACE
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE

Use psychology to convince GWG to eat himself.
[2] HE DECIDES THAT EATING YOU WOULD BE MORE SATISFYING
LUCKILY HE EATS REMUTHRA INSTEAD

Keep shooting.
[4] YOU SHOOT GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Summon a mecha. Do some gattai combination with GUNINANRUNIN's Mecha.
[1] YOU SUMMON A MECCA
YOU ARE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR SACRELIGIOUS ACTS

Spawn in with an army of SPESS MEHREENS this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.
[5] SPESS MEHREENS OBTAINED

Use newly gained Sun power to melt GWG and friends
[2] YOU GAIN NO POWERS FROM SUN

INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY COLD, GIVING THEM A MINUS TO FUTURE ACTIONS
I HAVE A BAD COLD AND AS SUCH SHOULD GET A BONUS!
I HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE THIS SO NO
[3] YOU GET SICK

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
Assist with my crazy space powers.
[3] THE DRAGONS WOULD EAT YOU TOO BUT THEY ARE FULL ON ELEPHANTS


GWG ACTION:
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
[6] THE REMUTHRA HAS BEEN EATEN
HE IS STILL RIFFING


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||]

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - EATEN BY GWG - RIFFING LEVEL [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [|||||]

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #173 on: March 24, 2014, 12:00:55 am »

TRANSFORM THE SUN INTO MY PERSONAL RIFF METER
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #174 on: March 24, 2014, 12:09:37 am »

Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #175 on: March 24, 2014, 12:17:17 am »

>INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY NEWFOUND SICKNESS
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #176 on: March 24, 2014, 12:23:34 am »

[3] YOU APPEAR NEXT TO GWG
UNFORTUNANTLY THE EARTH IS GONE SO THERE IS NO AIR
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #177 on: March 24, 2014, 12:26:49 am »

Check Elerium levels.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #178 on: March 24, 2014, 12:55:29 am »

Get lazer guitar and riff on top of GWG's head
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #179 on: March 24, 2014, 01:14:56 am »

Use ghost powers to possess GWG and fly him into a black hole.
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