TRANSFORM THE SUN INTO MY PERSONAL RIFF METER
[2] THE SUN REFUSES TO COOPERATE
Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
[6] YOU DO SO
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
>INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY NEWFOUND SICKNESS
[4] GWG GETS A SMALL COUGH
After meditating these few turns I missed, Re-attempt gaining Wuxia meter.
[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
Check Elerium levels.
[4] ELERIUM LEVELS LOOK PRETTY GOOD
YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH FOR A WHILE
Get lazer guitar and riff on top of GWG's head
[2] YOU FAIL TO REOBTAIN RIFF
Use ghost powers to possess GWG and fly him into a black hole.
[1] YOU DIE AS A GHOST
WAT
IGNORE SHOULDER PAIN. PROCEED TO REPEAT ACTION.
[5] YOU RAM INTO DOOMBLADES FACE
THE DOOMBLADE SCREAMS IN PAIN
THIS GUY IS RATHER ANNOYING
Appear in a flying tank, then! Open fire on GWG! Siberia must be avenged!
[2] YOU APPEAR IN A LAND TANK WITHOUT A PRESSURIZED CABIN
THIS WILL NOT SUFFICE
Pretend to side with GWG, only to brutally backstab him by stabbing him. In the back.
[4] YOU BACKSTAB GWG IN THE BACK
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Riff my way out.
MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD
MASTAHCHEESE! WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS RIFF LEVEL?
[5+2+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] REMUTHRA RIFFS SO HARD HE BURSTS OUT OF GWGS CHEST IN A SHOWER OF GLORY AND GORE
THE GWG IS IN UNREALISTIC LEVELS OF PAIN AND HE SCREAMS AS SUCH
THE RIFF IS OVER 9000
Crash into dragon planet, causing a dragonsplosion that hopefully hurts GWG.
[2] YOU CRASH INTO DRAGON PLANET
THEY CONSIDER EATING YOU
Throw GWG into the sun
[2] THE GWG IS TOO HEAVY NOW THAT HE IS MADE OF LEAD
Give GWG duct tape (because ANYTHING can be fixed with duct tape) while piloting/using anti-Terror Star.
[6] YOU THROW DUCT TAPE AT GWGS FACE AND FLY AROUND IN AN ANTI-TERROR STAR
Become Falco of Star Fox. Aim for the eye's of GWG.
[4] YOU OBTAIN ARWING BUT YOU ARE STILL NOT ACE PILOT
YOU SHOOT GWG ANYWAY
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Recover from unfortunate moon golfing accident. Congratulate self on hitting the ball into orbit.
[4] YOU PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK
Command SPESS MEHRENS to FIRE EVERYTHING at that dragon!!!
[1] THE SPESS MEHREENS MISHEAR YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER
YOU ARE NOW LOW ON SPESS MEHREENS
SPINKICK PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGs MAW.
[6] YOU PERFORM A OCTUPLE BACKFLIP AND ROUNDHOUSE PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGS MOUTH
IT EXPLODES IN HIS MOUTH
THE GWG SCREAMS IN HORRIBLE PAIN
PLUTO HAS BEEN DESTROYED
GWG ACTION:
Reprogram turrets on self so they shoot people trying to attack/harm me.
[3] TURRETS REPROGRAMED
THEY NOW SHOOT RANDOMLY
THIS ISN'T MUCH MORE HELPFUL THEN BEFORE
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
SMALL COUGH
GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [
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EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR
FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - EATEN BY GWG - RIFFING LEVEL [
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KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [
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ICYTEA - WUXIA METER [
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VDRAY - ELERIUM LEVEL [
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SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
PLUTO
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