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[stabbymcstabstab]

Goblin: tell a joke

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE COWERING UNDER A WAGON

Goblin: tell a joke while cowering under a wagon

Tell a BAD joke.

[mastahcheese]

Goblin: tell a joke

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE COWERING UNDER A WAGON

Goblin: tell a joke while cowering under a wagon

Tell a BAD joke.

...You know what? Fine. Let's see how this goes.
+1

[Chink]

Goblin: tell a joke

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE COWERING UNDER A WAGON

Goblin: tell a joke while cowering under a wagon

Tell a BAD joke.

...You know what? Fine. Let's see how this goes.
+1

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

We've been a plot savy NPC up until now so I think we should say: "Thanks but I'm mostly hiding from backlash and AoE. I mean who is going to attack a guide NPC unless they are a mentor, which I am not, or you have become attached them and the Big Bad kills him in a dramatic moment where you swear vengeance on your fallen friend."

[ShadowHammer]

Goblin: tell a joke

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE COWERING UNDER A WAGON

Goblin: tell a joke while cowering under a wagon

Tell a BAD joke.

...You know what? Fine. Let's see how this goes.
+1

+1

Please specify precisely what you want to say, or I might misinterpret what you mean by "bad joke".
EDIT: unless, of course, you want me to misinterpret you...

[Chink]

Goblin: tell a joke

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE COWERING UNDER A WAGON

Goblin: tell a joke while cowering under a wagon

Tell a BAD joke.

...You know what? Fine. Let's see how this goes.
+1

+1

Please specify precisely what you want to say, or I might misinterpret what you mean by "bad joke".
EDIT: unless, of course, you want me to misinterpret you...

Say: "Why'd the kobolds cross the road? To steal things!", or something similarly cheesy/bad.

[Tomcost]

We've been a plot savy NPC up until now so I think we should say: "Thanks but I'm mostly hiding from backlash and AoE. I mean who is going to attack a guide NPC unless they are a mentor, which I am not, or you have become attached them and the Big Bad kills him in a dramatic moment where you swear vengeance on your fallen friend."

Say this. It makes sense.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

We've been a plot savy NPC up until now so I think we should say: "Thanks but I'm mostly hiding from backlash and AoE. I mean who is going to attack a guide NPC unless they are a mentor, which I am not, or you have become attached them and the Big Bad kills him in a dramatic moment where you swear vengeance on your fallen friend."

Say this. It makes sense.

+1

[GreatWyrmGold]

If we act as comic relief, it gives us a legitimate narrative reason to be there.

Am I the only one who remembers that we said we were the exposition NPC?

We've been a plot savy NPC up until now so I think we should say: "Thanks but I'm mostly hiding from backlash and AoE. I mean who is going to attack a guide NPC unless they are a mentor, which I am not, or you have become attached them and the Big Bad kills him in a dramatic moment where you swear vengeance on your fallen friend."

Say this. It makes sense.

+1

+1

[Parsely]

We've been a plot savy NPC up until now so I think we should say: "Thanks but I'm mostly hiding from backlash and AoE. I mean who is going to attack a guide NPC unless they are a mentor, which I am not, or you have become attached them and the Big Bad kills him in a dramatic moment where you swear vengeance on your fallen friend."

Say this. It makes sense.

+1

+1

+1

Does anyone else ever hold shift too long and type "+!" ?

[GreatWyrmGold]

YUp.

[kaian-a-coel]

No, I have an azerty.
Besides I tend to use numpad anyway.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, I have an azerty.

Then do you ever accidentally type &?

Besides I tend to use numpad anyway.

Well, not all of us have those.

[mastahcheese]

I frequently type +!

[ShadowHammer]

The guy with the magic looking blue knife runs up and stabs Szzrit! ((?) vs 4) He does no damage, although the blade feels as cold as ice, even through Szzrit's leather armor.

The merchant casts a spell! The power of earth heals the pistolier for (?) 2 HP.



Szzrit limps away from the magic stabby guy, and attacks the pistolier! (3 vs (?)) He deals 3 damage!





RocketRacer, pistolier, has been struck down.



MEANWHILE...

Back at the wagon, Dak replies to the nice adventurer's comforting speech, completely oblivious to RocketRacer's demise.





He dissolves into laughter.

It is now the last adventurer's turn. Then it will be G'shar's, and with the super fast adventurer out of the way, Dak will take his second turn right after that.

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