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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2014, 07:27:34 am »

Sphere: Chance
Create something.  Anything.  Put it up to chance.
[6][2+1+4] YOU SUMMON METEORS BOUND TO HIT THE BLOOD PLANET, OR ARE THEY SAUCERS?THEY SHALL HIT NEXT TURN.

SUMMON MY HIDDEN ARMY OF SKATEBOARDING CYBORG DRAGONS

Use all organizations that fall under my sphere of influence to utilize the genetic technologies that can help in the creation of dragons and cyborg technologies in the manner of the implementation of the cyborg components to aid this action.
If those organizations don't exist, create them, so this action can be aided.

[[6 base roll+2help roll+1effectiveness roll]YOU SUMMON YOUR HIDDEN ARMY OF BORING CUBE WORKERS, WITH THE HELP OF THE ORGANIZATION OF BORING.

Sphere: War

I AM THE GOD OF WAR! TIME TO KILL STUFF.

Create a fortress on the blood world and get some minions!
[6][5]MIGHTY FORTRESS HAS BEEN BUILT, WHEN YOU WERE ALMOST FINISHED CASTING IT, YOU MESSUP AND NOW ITS MADE UP OF SOLID GOLD, YOU ARE VERY IMAGE OF WAR, AND ARE SMEARED IN BLOOD.ONCE YOUR FORT IS FINISHED, A ARMY OF 500 SOLDIERS OF VARIOUS AGES COME INTO HELP.

I AM THE DARK LORD
Order mass construction of demonic fortress across Hell.
[5] YOU BUILD A SHIT TON OF DEMON FORTS EVERYWHERE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FROM THERE DEMONS POPULATE FORTS AND MAKE BABYS.

Create seintient species for them to worship me
[5-GMS HATE]THE CAT PEOPLE OF THE ASTEROIDS OF DOOOM HAVE BEEN MADE!

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2014, 07:57:14 am »

Create sin.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2014, 08:17:47 am by PrivateNomad »
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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2014, 09:30:53 am »

Watch to see what happens.

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2014, 09:36:31 am »

Figure out the rules.
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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2014, 10:09:50 am »

create different intelligent species, like those dwarfs
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2014, 12:27:31 pm »

Have organizations combat meteors.
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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2014, 01:37:49 pm »

Sphere: Destruction

Create the EATER OF WORLDS

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2014, 02:42:10 pm »

TRAIN MY BEAUTIFUL SOLDIERS!

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2014, 06:30:17 pm »

TRAIN MY BEAUTIFUL SOLDIERS!
[1] THEY ARE NOW UGLY, AND THEY STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND ARE INDEPENDENT NOW.

Sphere: Destruction

Create the EATER OF WORLDS
[6] [X] YOU ARE THE NATURE OF DESTRUCTION.
YOU CANNONT CREATE, ONLY DESTROY, OR MAKE THINGS THAT DESTROY REALLY REALLY SPECIFIC THINGS.

Have organizations combat meteors.
THE ORGANIZATIONS MAKE METEOR BIGGER.

create different intelligent species, like those dwarfs
[6] THE DWARFS ARE CREATED![2] ON THE BLOOD PLANET!

Figure out the rules.
I ROLL DICE, I GIVE ACTION DICE ROLL, IF I FEEL AMUSED, I CHANGE DICE ROLL, IF SOMEONES ACTION EFFECTS ANOTHER, SAID ACTION IS BOOSTED/LOWERED.

Watch to see what happens.
[5] YOU WATCH TENTATIVELY, AND THEN DIE, FROM DEMONS.

Create sin.
[2] HOLY HAS BEEN MADE.

((npcs from past get to act twice))

Quote from: Elf
HEALS
[3] NO.*again*[6] YES, ALL BETTER.

Quote from: HELL AND DEMONS
CAPTURE PUNY MORTALS.
YOU KILL SOME FUCK WHO WATCHS SHIIII.

Quote from: XCOM
SAVE OUR DUMB PLANET
[4&4]*detailed in a bit*

Quote from: FORT WITH UGLY SOLDIERS
FUCK FUCK FUCK RUN AND BEFORE THAT BUILD MAOR FORTS.][3][3]ONE FORT BUILT.*detailed in a bit

Quote from: GM MINION
HAHA LAUGH AT STUPID PLANET
[no roll needed] haha.. yes you diid!~

Quote from: ELDRITCH GOD
save plannet
[6]*detailed in bit*

Quote from: cat people
HIT THAT HEATHEN BLOOD PLANET
[2+GMS AMMUSED] *deatailed in abit

impact

As Various Organizations collide in the hope to save the strangely now blue blood planet,  10s of lives were lost as every god working in the blood planet and asteroid dies.
here is how.

     XCOM notices first, Extreme panic from all as they release all information on such doomed they are, THe cat people chanting on the planet to there holy god, praying to destroy the blood planet[+8 chance of it hitting] Xcom instantly fires everything they have at it,[-6 chance] The forts try to flee, but only hit the asteroid, making it angry[+2 chance] And then the dwarfs make more mass for the asteroid[+1] The GM and its minion laughs at the impending doom, They are by fare the primary reason why this has all happened. And finnally, the eldritch god  Uses its tentacles to stop it [-6 chance] and now! a defense rooool!
[2+1v6]((first is planet roll, second is asteroid roll] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM all gods except the ones in hell is dead. ((Private nomad))

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2014, 06:34:25 pm »

Take the opportunity to capture the universe while all the others are dead. Proceed to rule the universe.

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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2014, 06:48:36 pm »

sphere: creation
Tell the cat people that THEY helped destroy ME
« Last Edit: March 16, 2014, 06:50:56 pm by poketwo »
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Re: YOU ARE A GOD.
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2014, 07:05:30 pm »

Sphere: Failure

Make the impact worse than it was.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon
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