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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Summon XCom

[wer6]

Add an exclamation point to the title

[1] EXCLAIAMTION MARK WENT THROUGH YOUR SKULL, KILLS YOU AND THEN EXCLAIMS THIS POST.

SUDDENLY SKATEBOARDING NINJA PIRATE CYBORGS

[1] NO, YOU DIE.

Make all the dice roll one's for everyone else

[6]YOU SUCCEED.

Guh. Try creating a planet again.

YOUR ARMS ARE RIPPED OFF BY THE LESSER GM.

Summon XCom

[1] LATE JOINER! YOU DIE HITHER NOW, PORBED BY INTER-FORUM ALIENS((where the fuck did they go? only suaron knows))

SPAWN ARMOK.

[1] YOU SPAWN ELF.

kee haw someone

[GM OVERIDE, ON ROLL OF SOMEONE ELSE.] YOU THROUGH EXCLAMATION MARK AT THE NOMAD.

BE BEST.

[1] YOU BECOME TINY AND INSIGNIFICANT.

New ruuuule! Every time you die you have to choose a sphere of influence, that you can manipulate the woorld

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Sphere: Organizations that attempt to understand technologies more advanced than what they currently have control of.

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[4maskwolf]

Sphere: Chance
Create something.  Anything.  Put it up to chance.

[PrivateNomad]

SPHERE: CHAOS AND AGONY

Create the dimension of hell.

[smurfingtonthethird]

SPHERE: Reality

Use reality powers to fuse infinite me's together to make a superme.

[darkpaladin109]

SPHERE: Awesomeness

MAKE ALL LIFE SKATEBOARDING NINJA CYBORG PIRATES

[poketwo]

Make the insignificant and tiny life on my blood plannet bigger and more significant, Why??? To kill the elf/elves that are on my planet of blood!!!

[wer6]

SPHERE: Awesomeness[6] YOU ARE THE PURE EMBODIMENT OF AWESOMENESS.

MAKE ALL LIFE SKATEBOARDING NINJA CYBORG PIRATES

[2] YOU GIVE A ELF A SKATEBOARD.

SPHERE: Reality

Use reality powers to fuse infinite me's together to make a superme.

[6] [3+1] YOUR WILL IS REALITY, YOU MKAE YOUR SELF SLIGHTLY BETTER.

SPHERE: CHAOS AND AGONY

Create the dimension of hell.

[5] [6] YOU ARE A MAJOR GOD IN CHAOS AND ANONY, AND YOU BECOME SATAN, RULER OF THE MAIN HELLS.

Sphere: Organizations that attempt to understand technologies more advanced than what they currently have control of.

Summon XCom again

[5] [6]
YOU ARE MAIN BALD MAN. YOU START UP XCOM, AND FUND HTEM WIHT SHIT TONS OF MONEY AND MECHS.

Make the insignificant and tiny life on my blood plannet bigger and more significant, Why??? To kill the elf/elves that are on my planet of blood!!!

((since you havent died yet you are still a "alpha god, that can do anything really.))[5] LIFE BECOME BIG BIG BIG.

WEE SKATES

[2] YOU FUCK UP AND BRAKE YOUR KNEE.

SUMMON DEMONS.

[5] DEMONS MADE, THEY ARE PARTICULARY WEAK FOR HUGE ASS FUCKIGN DEMONS.

KILL SOME MOUTHA FOUKIN GM'S.

[1] MISSION FAILS, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE IN SQUAD DIES, LOOSE SHIT TONS OF MONEY AND MECHS, THEY ALL GOT STABBED.

KEEL HAW.

[1+1] YOU KEEL HAW TINY METAL MONSTERS,ROCKS FALL, YOU DIE.(the horror ;~;))

GROW BIG NAO

6+3 ELDRITCH GOD YOU ARE!((think the minion, now make it more powerful.))

Theoretically, if three people all band to do one thing on one person, they are guaranteed to have gods, it makes the roll more explosive, rolla one, get a -9 if 3 players voted for it, but they cant just bump, they have to do it amusingly to the GM.

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FUCK YOU

[4maskwolf]

You missed me.

[poketwo]

Create seintient species for them to worship me

[PrivateNomad]

I AM THE DARK LORD
Order mass construction of demonic fortress across Hell.

[Sinlessmoon]

Sphere: War

I AM THE GOD OF WAR! TIME TO KILL STUFF.

Create a fortress on the blood world and get some minions!

[darkpaladin109]

SUMMON MY HIDDEN ARMY OF SKATEBOARDING CYBORG DRAGONS

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

SUMMON MY HIDDEN ARMY OF SKATEBOARDING CYBORG DRAGONS

Use all organizations that fall under my sphere of influence to utilize the genetic technologies that can help in the creation of dragons and cyborg technologies in the manner of the implementation of the cyborg components to aid this action.
If those organizations don't exist, create them, so this action can be aided.