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[Lyeos]

Add pointless blinking lights.

Those ARE the best kind

That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people

Add both! Then give it a soothing female voice to warn you when something really has gone wrong.

[flame99]

That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people

On a related note, I once wrote a Python script to return the message "ERROR: Expecting () at line 37"
It was far from 37 lines long, by the way, and the error message was from what little I could remember of LUA, not Python. It confused the hell out of just about anyone I showed it to

[~Neri]

Continue working on it. Review what the finished product should be.

The finished project should be an exosuit. You remind the voice in your head.

Add both! Then give it a soothing female voice to warn you when something really has gone wrong.

You think this is a good idea. I'll take that idea voice.

Get a sandvich. No project is complete without sandvich.

GET AN ENERGY DRINK TO BOOST YOUR FOCUS

I aaam sorta hungry and thirst. Sure, why not voices.

You go and get a Mana Potion and make a sandwich.

You then sit at the table and contemplate additions to your project with your voices adding input.

Add pointless blinking lights.

No, this is a stealth rig.

Add menacing spikes to the project.

Maaaybe.

Add pointless blinking lights.

Those ARE the best kind

That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people

Absolutely not.

You are halfway done with the sandwich.

[Lyeos]

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Use the octo-suit from MGS4 when snake was an old man and thought it was to "Hard" to try and look fabulous when he was old and dying. So yeah sneaky stealth suit with octopus like qualities.

[~Neri]

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Use the octo-suit from MGS4 when snake was an old man and thought it was to "Hard" to try and look fabulous when he was old and dying. So yeah sneaky stealth suit with octopus like qualities.

...What did I Just say?

If I wanted an offensive rig, then the octopus idea would be good, but I am aiming for stealth here. Any more ideas?

[Lyeos]

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

That was the point. It was supposed to be an absurd suggestion. I dunno. Add a dart launcher!

[~Neri]

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

That was the point. It was supposed to be an absurd suggestion. I dunno. Add a dart launcher!

Now you voices are thinking! Good idea!

[Worldmaster27]

Modify the dart launcher to shoot flechettes as well as nonlethal sleeping darts. Finish sandwich.

[Lyeos]

Why are you even building a stealth rig? Shouldn't you be out talking to girls? And why are you listening to strange voices? You'll be giving us names soon, if you aren't careful.

[~Neri]

Why are you even building a stealth rig? Shouldn't you be out talking to girls? And why are you listening to strange voices? You'll be giving us names soon, if you aren't careful.

Ah. You're that socialization voice that sometimes shows up. Nah, not interested in girls. Like in any way whatsoever.

Modify the dart launcher to shoot flechettes as well as nonlethal sleeping darts. Finish sandwich.

Good ideas.

You finish the sandwich and begin working on the dart launcher.

[Worldmaster27]

Check the time. Estimate how long the dart launcher will take to build.

[Lyeos]

Shouldn't you be talking to boys, then? And you completely ignored my first question. Shame on you. If I wasn't a voice whose sole purpose is to screw with you, and if I had a body, I would smack you.

[~Neri]

Check the time. Estimate how long the dart launcher will take to build.

A few more minutes, and my phone says it's 8:41 am

Shouldn't you be talking to boys, then? And you completely ignored my first question. Shame on you. If I wasn't a voice whose sole purpose is to screw with you, and if I had a body, I would smack you.

I probably would be, if I wasn't already in a relationship.

[Lyeos]

Tell me about it and I'll leave you alone. You also never told me why you're building a stealth rig.