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Update speed, slow or fast or in between?

Fast, as often as I have time and there is a suggestion.
Medium fast, a cross between ^ and V.
Medium, wait for at least three posts before updating.
Medium slow, a cross between V and ^.
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Author Topic: Who Are You? (Rebooted in new thread.)  (Read 95171 times)

Lyeos

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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #570 on: April 26, 2014, 11:27:53 am »

Add pointless blinking lights.
Those ARE the best kind
That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people :P

Add both! Then give it a soothing female voice to warn you when something really has gone wrong.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #571 on: April 26, 2014, 11:32:27 am »

That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people :P
On a related note, I once wrote a Python script to return the message "ERROR: Expecting () at line 37"
It was far from 37 lines long, by the way, and the error message was from what little I could remember of LUA, not Python. It confused the hell out of just about anyone I showed it to :P
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #572 on: April 26, 2014, 11:33:44 pm »

Continue working on it. Review what the finished product should be.

The finished project should be an exosuit. You remind the voice in your head.

Add both! Then give it a soothing female voice to warn you when something really has gone wrong.
You think this is a good idea. I'll take that idea voice.

Get a sandvich. No project is complete without sandvich.

GET AN ENERGY DRINK TO BOOST YOUR FOCUS

I aaam sorta hungry and thirst. Sure, why not voices.

You go and get a Mana Potion and make a sandwich.

You then sit at the table and contemplate additions to your project with your voices adding input.

Add pointless blinking lights.

No, this is a stealth rig.

Add menacing spikes to the project.

Maaaybe.

Add pointless blinking lights.
Those ARE the best kind
That's a common misconception. The best kind of blinking light are the ones that randomly start flashing red along with a loud alarm even though nothing's wrong. It really messes with people :P

Absolutely not.

You are halfway done with the sandwich.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #573 on: April 27, 2014, 01:24:15 am »

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #574 on: April 27, 2014, 01:55:07 am »

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.
Use the octo-suit from MGS4 when snake was an old man and thought it was to "Hard" to try and look fabulous when he was old and dying. So yeah sneaky stealth suit with octopus like qualities.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #575 on: April 28, 2014, 02:15:45 pm »

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.
Use the octo-suit from MGS4 when snake was an old man and thought it was to "Hard" to try and look fabulous when he was old and dying. So yeah sneaky stealth suit with octopus like qualities.
...What did I Just say?

If I wanted an offensive rig, then the octopus idea would be good, but I am aiming for stealth here. Any more ideas?
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #576 on: April 28, 2014, 02:17:01 pm »

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

That was the point. It was supposed to be an absurd suggestion. I dunno. Add a dart launcher!
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #577 on: April 28, 2014, 02:19:06 pm »

Rip off the design of the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from New Vegas.

Video games lie. They aren't realistic.

That was the point. It was supposed to be an absurd suggestion. I dunno. Add a dart launcher!

Now you voices are thinking! Good idea!
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #578 on: April 28, 2014, 02:27:47 pm »

Modify the dart launcher to shoot flechettes as well as nonlethal sleeping darts. Finish sandwich.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 02:30:06 pm by Worldmaster27 »
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #579 on: April 28, 2014, 02:30:38 pm »

Why are you even building a stealth rig? Shouldn't you be out talking to girls? And why are you listening to strange voices? You'll be giving us names soon, if you aren't careful.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #580 on: April 28, 2014, 02:44:32 pm »

Why are you even building a stealth rig? Shouldn't you be out talking to girls? And why are you listening to strange voices? You'll be giving us names soon, if you aren't careful.

Ah. You're that socialization voice that sometimes shows up. Nah, not interested in girls. Like in any way whatsoever.

Modify the dart launcher to shoot flechettes as well as nonlethal sleeping darts. Finish sandwich.
Good ideas.

You finish the sandwich and begin working on the dart launcher.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #581 on: April 28, 2014, 02:47:39 pm »

Check the time. Estimate how long the dart launcher will take to build.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #582 on: April 28, 2014, 02:50:43 pm »

Shouldn't you be talking to boys, then? And you completely ignored my first question. Shame on you. If I wasn't a voice whose sole purpose is to screw with you, and if I had a body, I would smack you.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #583 on: April 28, 2014, 02:56:25 pm »

Check the time. Estimate how long the dart launcher will take to build.
A few more minutes, and my phone says it's 8:41 am

Shouldn't you be talking to boys, then? And you completely ignored my first question. Shame on you. If I wasn't a voice whose sole purpose is to screw with you, and if I had a body, I would smack you.
I probably would be, if I wasn't already in a relationship.
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Re: Who Are You? (Kira and Ivan need some alone time.)
« Reply #584 on: April 28, 2014, 02:58:34 pm »

Tell me about it and I'll leave you alone. You also never told me why you're building a stealth rig.
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