AND SO IT BEGINS
Adulthood sucks. And I'm allergic to responsibilities. I just put off paying a dental bill for a month because I couldn't be arsed to go to my bank's website and do the bill pay thingie.
This. I just recently had to get a new car after the first one melted, and MY GOD now I have to call so many goddamn people about the payments, and the warranty, and the insurance, and the safety features, and fucking everything it drives me insane. And now my bank account is unhappy and that makes me unhappy. And my wife says "just try to get more overtime" and i
know that, but that requires
work and I'm
lazy.
Plus I fucking hate the people at work on the shift before me so I avoid coming in early like the plague.
Also, I have killed about a dozen sprouts this spring so far. Growing plants is hard. Well, at least growing some pansy ass plants is hard. Broccoli is coming up like a champ, but the goddamn eggplants are about as limp wristed as those antifa fucks. Tomato plants too, which is funny, because once they start growing they goddamn explode.
I shouldn't be too hard on the plants. At least a plant never asked for someone to give it a trigger warning. I can respect plants for that.
I just recently went to an Earth Day festival, and now I have like 5 different tree saplings that need planting, but I don't even know where I'm going to put them. Also other plants, including tomatos.
Is it any wonder I'm on blood pressure pills? Oh shit. I still need to take that tonight. Well, the bottle didn't say anything about not taking it with alcohol, so....
I'm no expert on either medicine nor booze, but you should probably ask a doctor about that before combining those.
Fox news does nothing but fucking talk about Trump. It's crazy. I only know this because some ashole keeps putting it on at work.
The TV at work used to be stuck on shitty news channels for the longest time, but finally people complained until the higher-ups held a meeting on it (higher priority than fixing our broken machines, apparently) and they decided to lock it on Food Network, which I approve of.
Indian black salt is the shit. It makes everything taste like eggs.
I have never tried that, but wouldn't the taste of eggs get tiring after a while?
I haven't cleaned the toilet in over a year. But then again, neither has my SO.
I neglected to clean the toilet for years, and one day, all the caked-on gunk literally caved in under its own weight, and a massive chunk broke off, leaving the actual wall of the toilet basin pristinely clean, and then I just whacked the rest of it off until the toilet looked like new.
Some problems
do fix themselves.
Our DVR is always 100% full. And she's bitching about missing Nexflix after having a free week. We record too many goddamn shows as it is. Why're you bitching about watching Nexlifx?
I don't have a DVR, but I wish I did. I've been getting into Netflix recently, though. (Had to switch over to Hulu, though, because Netflix only had 3 seasons of Bleach on it, instead of the 20+ Hulu has.)
Ok. that's enough banter.
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