Apologies for my absence. Tests came up and i had to disappear for a week. I'd appreciate a role call of all those who still bend to my will. New recruits can take up on the absences (don't worry, they've barely begun). One more thing:
REPLIES WHICH ARE MORE THEN 4 WORDS LONG WITH SOME VESTIGE OF CHARACTER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SETTING AN EXAMPLE MASTAHCHEESE I MEAN WHY DO YOU THINK I DO THIS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
. Catching up on the opening posts for some characters, more to follow.
Zanzetkuken The Great
Courtesy of my brother
Squandering the change you found in your pocket at the nearest greasy establishment you could find, you saunter across the cobbles of high street on your latest assignment. Buildings loom either side of you, peripherally swaying as they reach for the inviting sky miles above the cityscape. Smog blankets the horizon, while in your vicinity nature gluttons in its abandon.
You stuff the rubbery meat down your gullet, strolling by some unscrupulous whores on a corner. They coo and gnash as you pass through their midst all gleaming armour and bravado.
You pass beneath yet another of the countless arches in the Selesnya quarter letting the steady current of the crowd carry you to your destination. You pick at some gristle wedged firmly between your molars as you take a turning heading into an even more run down part of town. As you advance the vegetation gets thicker, the buildings shabbier. Gang murals drape the ancient walls and filth stains the pavement. Fungus sprouts from open windows and clambers up the buildings either side of the street. Shifting the weight of your armour slightly you head down some more back alleys. The sun frames the indistinguishable ruin which the suspect has allegedly made their hideout.
Arriving, you squint up the façade of the apartment block. The encroaching fungus creeps amongst the eroded architecture. The heavy wooden door stands ajar. Down one end of the tight alley a Cleric slips pamphlets through letter boxes and beneath doors. Down the other end a strange long limbed creature gallivants from window ledge to treetop. You scratch your unshaven cheeks. Time to make a move.
The Target:
http://imgur.com/Bu0XcT4