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[My Name is Immaterial]

self-masturbatory.

How else can you do it?

By making it your only post because you're unsuitable for the forums because everyone here is too good for you?

That's not what I meant, and I'm pretty sure you know that.

[Mr. Strange]

Hi, I'm Strange and I like cats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Octobomb]

Hi, I'm Strange and I like cats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hi! I'm Octobomb, and I also like cats. I am fond of epic speeches, being helpful and doling out random advice in anything and everything. I'm the local English representative (self appointed). We have our memes and our forumites. Know 'em. Love 'em. Welcome to Bay 12.

Who are we? We are the derailers, the pun makers, the insane ones. We are the writers of legends, the servants of toads, the gods of dwarves. We are the spinners of threads, the manipulators of worlds and the distillers of emotion. Above all, though, we are one. Know us, love us, join us. We are Bay12.

[Remuthra]

Hi, I'm Strange and I like cats.

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Hi! I'm Octobomb, and I also like cats. I am fond of epic speeches, being helpful and doling out random advice in anything and everything. I'm the local English representative (self appointed). We have our memes and our forumites. Know 'em. Love 'em. Welcome to Bay 12.

Who are we? We are the derailers, the pun makers, the insane ones. We are the writers of legends, the servants of toads, the gods of dwarves. We are the spinners of threads, the manipulators of worlds and the distillers of emotion. Above all, though, we are one. Know us, love us, join us. We are Bay12.

*slap*
This is the introduction thread, not the movie speech thread!

[My Name is Immaterial]

Oh, ya. I'm a person. Hello!


_{Shameful forum game of DnD plug.
To be fair, it's also a subtle jab at someone *fakecough*REMUTHRA*fakecough* to post an action.}

[Octobomb]

Hi, I'm Strange and I like cats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hi! I'm Octobomb, and I also like cats. I am fond of epic speeches, being helpful and doling out random advice in anything and everything. I'm the local English representative (self appointed). We have our memes and our forumites. Know 'em. Love 'em. Welcome to Bay 12.

Who are we? We are the derailers, the pun makers, the insane ones. We are the writers of legends, the servants of toads, the gods of dwarves. We are the spinners of threads, the manipulators of worlds and the distillers of emotion. Above all, though, we are one. Know us, love us, join us. We are Bay12.

*slap*
This is the introduction thread, not the movie speech thread!

*smack*
How dare you try and take away my epic (if rather short) speech! Viva la speecholution, bitch!

[Remuthra]

Hi, I'm Strange and I like cats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hi! I'm Octobomb, and I also like cats. I am fond of epic speeches, being helpful and doling out random advice in anything and everything. I'm the local English representative (self appointed). We have our memes and our forumites. Know 'em. Love 'em. Welcome to Bay 12.

Who are we? We are the derailers, the pun makers, the insane ones. We are the writers of legends, the servants of toads, the gods of dwarves. We are the spinners of threads, the manipulators of worlds and the distillers of emotion. Above all, though, we are one. Know us, love us, join us. We are Bay12.

*slap*
This is the introduction thread, not the movie speech thread!

*smack*
How dare you try and take away my epic (if rather short) speech! Viva la speecholution, bitch!

Let's just see how much mightier the pen is now, eh?

[mastahcheese]

I'm going to observe this, even if solely to watch the clearly not-new forumers have at each other's throats for no reasons at all.
Just like normal!

[Yoink]

Hi, I'm Darvi. I'm Scottish and stuff.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Hi, I am Zanzetkuken, and I wish I had something else to say rather than stating that I wish I had made my username less pretentious.

[mastahcheese]

Hi, I am Zanzetkuken, and I wish I had something else to say rather than stating that I wish I had made my username less pretentious.

Do you know how many usernames there are with "great" or "master" or other such things in them? It's rather common.

[Darvi]

Hi, I'm Yoink. I'm a goffic sharpshooter.

Sharpshooting goff? One or the other.

[Sheb]

self-masturbatory.

How else can you do it?

Can't you masturbate someone else? Like if you stroke their genitals and such, or is that not considered "masturbating" in english? What would be the word for that?

Also, hi, I'm Sheb. I've got a dual silly/serious personality depending on the board I'm on, and I've got an obsession with fact-checking details, possibly derailing threads in the process.

[Xantalos]

That's fondling IIRC.

[Frumple]

Nah, that's still masturbation. Mutual masturbation is a thing, etc.

Fondling tends to imply no happy ending, from how I've seen it used.

... someone should totes track the new member intro/other ratio, though. Maybe note it down every 30 or so posts. S'at right about 1/34 right now