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[Sengoku]

Vote for Patchy

[choppy]

I vote for our goddess of trucks Sirus.

[Patchy]

Win or lose, I'd like to thank all my friends here for their show of support. You guys and girls are awesome.

[Imperial Guardsman]

HYPE HYPE HYPE

[Imperial Guardsman]

If I buy the game and win after I buy it can I choose another game of the same price?

[SquatchHammer]

If someone this time around wins the contest with little or no votes, we should dub this thread to being Bay 12's improbability engine.

[Blaze]

Patchy: LLTQ +14 ($10)
SquatchHammer: LLTQ 4 NFO +1 ($10)
Shadowlord: The Stanley Parable ($15)
sjm9876: KoDP +1 ($6)
Aklyon: Transistor ($20)
Sirus: Transistor +4 ($20)
Sinistar: Teleglitch: Die More Edition ($4)
Imperial Guardsman: FTLAE +1 ($10)

Round One
Patchy Vs sjm9876
Sirus Vs Shadowlord
SquatchHammer Vs Imperial Guardsman
Sinistar Vs Aklyon

Patchy rolled 1d18+14 → [13,14] = (27)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20+1 → [8,1] = (9)
Patchy raided sjm9876's tula until his clan was reduced to two cows, a trickster, and his own head on a stake!

Sirus rolled 1d18+4 → [3,4] = (7)
Shadowlord rolled 1d20 → [4] = (4)
To prove his power, Shadowlord escaped his inevitable death from Sirus; by killing himself. Good Job Shadowlord, everyone thinks you are very powerful.

SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+1 → [13,1] = (14)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+1 → [16,1] = (17)
SquatchHammer failed his World History skill check and was thus turned into a nasty stain on the floor by Imperial Guardsman's Flak Artillery Array!

Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [14] = (14)
Aklyon rolled 1d12 → [7] = (7)
Aklyon was telefragged to death! He then died soon afterwards. To death.

Round Two

Patchy Vs Sirus
Patchy rolled 1d20+14 → [14,14] = (28)
Sirus rolled 1d15+4 → [2,4] = (6)
All the ridiculously large swords in the world couldn't save Sirus from Patchy!

Imperial Guardsman Vs Sinistar
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d18+1 → [1,1] = (2)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Imperial Guardsman was teleported into a glitch. He was summarily chestbursterpregnated by hordes of grid bugs.

Final round
Patchy Vs Sinistar
Patchy rolled 1d17+14 → [9,14] = (23)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
Sinistar may have survived had scientists not failed to invent magic!

Patchy is the winner!
Thread Budget: $27.50 -> $17.50

I'll need an email to send it to.

[Sirus]

Well done, Patchy!
Thanks to everyone who voted for me, I didn't expect to get half that many :3

[Patchy]

*Steps up onto the soapbox and takes the microphone* testing testing.... is this on? Hmm ok

I'd like to thank Blaze for hosting the contest and the game prize. And I'd like to thank my rival contestants for keeping me on edge and worrying about a stray natural 20. And all my friends for coming out to support me. And... And...

*Falls off soapbox*

Thanks again everyone.

[Aklyon]

Congrats Patchy. Also, I don't think we've actually had a +14 before.

[Patchy]

Actually Sheb in the previous round, had a +14 too.

[Shadowlord]

To prove his power, Shadowlord escaped his inevitable death from Sirus; by killing himself. Good Job Shadowlord, everyone thinks you are very powerful.

P.S. I would like to note that this is the complete opposite of how I think, not that you could be expected to know that.

[Blaze]

I meant no insult. All these loss messages are jabs at either the character avatar or the games the contestants are attempting to win.

Your death message came from a game, but you probably haven't played it so I don't want to spoil it any more than that.

[Shadowlord]

Ah.

[Aklyon]

Most of the KODP ones have been funny to me.