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[Cicero]

I'll nominate myself for Luftrausers again.

Eeeeh... if there are slots open, I'll nominate myself for Zeno Clash 2.

Zeno Clash 2 and a host of other games are on sale in a bundle for $2 here if you are interested.

[Blaze]

Aklyon: Transistor
Imperial Guardsman: FTL
sjm9876: King of Dragon Pass
Shadowlord: Mirror's Edge
SquatchHammer: Broforce
n9103: FFIII
Cicero: Luftrausers
Nighthawk: Zeno Clash 2

All slots have been filled, we're moving on to the voting period.

[SquatchHammer]

FIRST VOTE GET I'm voting for myself.

[Imperial Guardsman]

You cant vote for yourself.

[MaximumZero]

A vote for IG is a vote from me!

[Sirus]

Voting for Aklyon!

[Steelmagic]

I will vote for Imperial Guardsman.

[Vector]

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[Shakerag]

I'll vote for IG, because I have a soft spot for the traumatized.

[Imperial Guardsman]

You guys are incredibly kind. If I could, my next signup would be games of your choice for everyone, but Blaze only has so much money.

[uber pye]

I vote for SquatchHammer

[Shakerag]

You guys are incredibly kind. If I could, my next signup would be games of your choice for everyone, but Blaze only has so much money.

Oh god, don't bother.  I've got, like, dozens of games I've bought and never played.  Hell, I still have a few PS2 games in shrinkwrap that I want to eventually get around to playing.

[MaximumZero]

You guys are incredibly kind. If I could, my next signup would be games of your choice for everyone, but Blaze only has so much money.

No worries for that, man. That said, everyone should get to play FTL. It's very good. Hard, but very good.

[Imperial Guardsman]

please press the stalemate resolution button

[Blaze]

Aklyon: Transistor ($20) +1
Imperial Guardsman: FTL ($10) +4
sjm9876: King of Dragon Pass ($6)
Shadowlord: Mirror's Edge  ($5)
SquatchHammer: Broforce ($15) +1
n9103: FFIII ($16)
Cicero: Luftrausers ($10)
Nighthawk: Zeno Clash 2 ($15)

Aklyon Vs n9103
Imperial Guardsman Vs Cicero
Shadowlord Vs Nighthawk
sjm9876 Vs SquatchHammer

Round 1
Aklyon rolled 1d18+1 → [9,1] = (10)
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [7] = (7)
Aklyon finally finds a sheath large enough for his disproportionally large sword after n9103 impales him with it! And then n9103's fantasy ends...

Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+4 → [7,4] = (11)
Cicero rolled 1d20 → [13] = (13)
Imperial guardsman succeeds in obtaining a Rausing victory for his ever-rising string of failures!

Shadowlord rolled 1d20 → [9] = (9)
Nighthawk rolled 1d15 → [11] = (11)

_{*The walls have mirrors with many distortions of Shadowlord's image.*
*You can't stand the sight of your warped self!*
*All the mirrors shatter!*
*You are impaled by the flying shards of the shattered mirrors!*
*You die...*
*Would you like your possessions identified? Y/N*}

sjm9876 Vs SquatchHammer
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [5] = (5)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d15+1 → [11,1] = (12)
sjm9876 countered SquatchHammer's Cannons with Cows! He was not pleased with the results...

Round 2:
Aklyon Vs Cicero
Aklyon rolled 1d15+1 → [10,1] = (11)
Cicero rolled 1d20 → [15] = (15)
Aklyon found out what SFMT stands for!

Nighthawk Vs SquatchHammer
Nighthawk rolled 1d20 → [14] = (14)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d28+1 → [4,1] = (5)
Squatch tried to Hammer Nighthawk! But he couldn't touch this.

Final Round
Nighthawk Vs Cicero
Cicero rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)
Nighthawk rolled 1d18 → [1] = (1)
Before Cicero managed to do anything, Nighthawk managed to punch himself in the face, kick himself in the jewels, and turn his frown upside down with a quick crack of the neck!

Cicero is the winner!