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[Blaze]

Toady removed it for a reason so I'm not going to re-post it or PM it. Sorry if it causes any inconvenience.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm thinking of going with a "good" path at the rate this is going.

Of course, there's still time for you to change that.

I also added a disclaimer to the OP because I'm an idiot and didn't do it in the first place.

Votes so far are:
Myroc Luftrausers
B_Knight Banished
Steel Magic One Way Heroics +1
Sheb Toady donation
EuchreJack One Way Heroics
Shadowlord Dominions 4 +1
Stabbymcstabstab Running with Rifles
Uber Pye Diehard Dungeon
Imperial Guardsman Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri +1

[EuchreJack]

SURPRISE TWIST!!

I've decided to withdraw my name from the list of potential game recipients, so that I can vote...

Shadowlord Dominions 4!

I've really enjoyed the Dominions series (especially 3 and multiplayer, although I haven't played 4 myself), so I'd be delighted to see another person on this forum go Dominions.  Just play some multiplayer Shadowlord!

Hope that doesn't throw things off for the giveaway.

[Cheedows]

I vote for Banished.

[serephe]

I vote for One Way Heroics.

At least I am consistent, unlike your food intake.

[n9103]

Alright, so not only do I not get to nominate, but I don't get to vote either?
WTH Blaze?

[Imperial Guardsman]

Welcome to Bay Watchers, now vote for me or be shot as a heretic.

[Zangi]

Alright, so not only do I not get to nominate, but I don't get to vote either?
WTH Blaze?

Because we discriminate.  Escaped Lunatics in gifting bonanzas are always discriminated against.

EDIT: Huh, looks like you were not one for some time.  I guess you just don't stick out enough?

[n9103]

Relevant: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/21jbm7/anarchy/

[Blaze]

Oops, I must've overlooked you.

Since EuchreJack pulled out, I guess Toady gets two bites at the apple for this one time.

Myroc Luftrausers
B_Knight Banished
Steel Magic One Way Heroics +1
Sheb Toady donation $10
n9103 Toady donation $20
Shadowlord Dominions 4 +2
Stabbymcstabstab Running with Rifles
Uber Pye Diehard Dungeon
Imperial Guardsman Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri +1

I'll leave the poll on for another 4 hours.

[USEC_OFFICER]

...

I support Shadowlord's bid for Dominions 4. It's a fun game, and we could always use more players.

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Winnars (click to show/hide)

Myroc Luftrausers V B_Knight Banished
Steel Magic One Way Heroics +1 Vs n9103 Toady donation $20
Shadowlord Dominions 4 +2 Vs Sheb Toady donation $10
Stabbymcstabstab Running with Rifles
Uber Pye Diehard Dungeon
Imperial Guardsman Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri +1

: The votes are in!
: Shadowlord wins by an overwhelming margin!
: We shall now continue to the elimination rounds!


: The Wheel of Fate is Turning!

Myroc Luftrausers Vs B_Knight Banished
Sheb Toady donation $10 Vs Stabbymcstabstab Running with Rifles
Uber Pye Diehard Dungeon Vs n9103 Toady donation $20
Imperial Guardsman Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri +1 Vs Steel Magic One Way Heroics +1

: Rebel One!
: Action!

Round 1:
Myroc Vs B_Knight
Myroc rolled 1d20 → [11] = (11)
B_Knight rolled 1d10 → [1] = (1)
B_Knight got (t)rolled!

Sheb Vs Stabbymcstabstab
Sheb rolled  1d20 → [11] = (11)
Stabbymcstabstab rolled  1d20 → [12] = (12)
Sheb was pierced by a point purposed for the purpose of performing perforations!

Uber Pye Vs n9103
Uber Pye rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
n9103 rolled 1d10 → [9] = (9)
n9103 was nerfed by Toady!

Imperial Guardsman Vs Steel Magic
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d18 → [15] = (15)
Steel Magic rolled 1d21 → [14] = (14)
Imperial Guardsman defeated Magic with !!Science!!

Round 2:
Myroc Vs Stabbymcstabstab
Myroc rolled 1d20 → [18] = (18)
Stabbymcstabstab rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
Stabbymcstabstab had no skill with rifles!

Uber Pye Vs Imperial Guardsman
Uber Pye rolled  1d20 → [13] = (13)
Imperial Guardsman rolled  1d20 → [15] = (15)
Uber Pye died hard!

Imperial Guardsman is the winner!
Shadowlord won the voting section!

Please PM me your emails to receive your prizes.

Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

: We will now continue to your regularly scheduled paddling!
: STOP WIGHT THEWE CWIMINAL SCUM!
: You again?
: You won't huwt anyone as long as I'm hewe!

Glasgow Smiles Bear rolled 1d20 → [20] = (20)
Buttmonkey Mascot rolled 1d20 → [1] = (1)

: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

*Twinkle*

: Now we continue on to your regularly sched-

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

: Oh for crying out loud.
: Your days of abusing my fellows are at an end!
: ...
: ...
: ...What?
: What unholy kitchen of a god-forsaken fast food chain did you crawl out of?
: And more importantly, why haven't you crawled back in?
: Ah, you must be speaking about my sculpted physique.
: Behold! The body of one who has mastered the art of 10,001 bowls of Wanko Soba!
: No, No, we have children in the area!
: It burns! It burns!
: Tch, uncultured buffoons like yourself clearly don't have an appreciation for my sophisticated lifestyle.
: Now release my comrade!
: Waaaaait!
: How the hell... Do you move... So damn fast...
: About time you got here.
: About time?! You, said you were going to the bathroom and then ditched me and left me to pay the bill!
: I did go to the bathroom, I just decided to leave directly after.
: You walk into my thread and shoot off your fat-mouth at me...
: I'm going to drag your fat corpse across a barbed-wire fence with your own intestines you walking trashbin.
: Those are some big words from such a tiny runt whose features need a microscope to be observed.
: I'll handle the runt; you take the bargain bin reject over there.
: I won't be depressed even if I get mistaken for a bargain bin item!
: Fine with me, I just finished up washing 10,001 bowls and I need something to take my frustration on.

Spoiler: Part 3 (click to show/hide)

: ♩ Ladies? ♩
: Destroy him!

: You're challenging me to a battle of displacement?
: Know your place!

: FLYING BUTTRESS!

: My Armored Aircraft Carrier Princess!
: Say, if it wouldn't be too much to ask...

: Could I get some help here?!
: Fool! Mere bullets cannot pierce spirit!

: Hmph, too easy.
: You're a thousand pounds too light to challenge us.
: If you've got the picture then beat it.
: ...
: ...

We'll remember this!

: They ran.
: Leave them, we've got bigger fish to fry.

Spoiler: Last Part (click to show/hide)

♥ Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't be happier! ♥

: That voice!
: From below!

♥ Eheheh. ♥ More! Give me more! ♥

: No...

♥ Please give me more of your love! ♥

: We were too late...

♥ Please hit me and love me more and more and more! ♥

*Sorry it's messy, Only had an hour before I needed to get ready for work.
Oh, and that last section was one of those things the disclaimer may be about.

Oh, I noticed an anomaly on my bank history; so I *might* be holding off on the next week's giveaway. It shouldn't be anything, and once I figure it out I'll tell you.

Thread Budget: 31.75 -> 25.75

[serephe]

Paddle?

I'm no longer even sure what drives me to take the actions that I do.

[USEC_OFFICER]

No paddling. Only Love. Tough love. The kind of love that occurs between a collective and a slightly insane girl. You know what I'm talking about.

[BFEL]

No paddling. Only Love. Tough love. The kind of love that occurs between a collective and a slightly insane girl. You know what I'm talking about.

I'm....pretty sure that's called gang rape dude....and we probably shouldn't use that as a model in everyday interactions.

Especially with people trying to give us nice things.


SURPRISEMINECRAFTUPDATE: I went to try and buy it, but the website is apparently a recursive loop of "log in to your mojang account" and "haha we aren't actually selling you the game go look at your account settings for no reason"

[Blaze]

I was actually looking forward to making a Yangire arc. But people were already creeped out by what was already there so I decided to go this way instead. Which is less creepy. MUCH less creepy.

Things will get better, and there will be absolutely no X-rated stuff whatsoever. Go to Google for that.