: We will now continue to your regularly scheduled paddling!
: STOP WIGHT THEWE CWIMINAL SCUM!
: You again?
: You won't huwt anyone as long as I'm hewe!
Glasgow Smiles Bear rolled 1d20 → [20] = (20)
Buttmonkey Mascot rolled 1d20 → [1] = (1)
:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
*Twinkle*
:
Now we continue on to your regularly sched-
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
: Oh for crying out loud.
:
Your days of abusing my fellows are at an end!: ...
: ...
: ...What?
: What unholy kitchen of a god-forsaken fast food chain did you crawl out of?
: And more importantly,
why haven't you crawled back in?: Ah, you must be speaking about my sculpted physique.
: Behold! The body of one who has mastered the art of 10,001 bowls of Wanko Soba!
: No, No, we have children in the area!
: It burns! It burns!
: Tch, uncultured buffoons like yourself clearly don't have an appreciation for my sophisticated lifestyle.
: Now release my comrade!
: Waaaaait!
: How the hell... Do you move... So damn fast...
: About time you got here.
: About time?! You, said you were going to the bathroom and then
ditched me and left me to pay the bill!
: I did go to the bathroom, I just decided to leave directly after.
: You walk into
my thread and shoot off
your fat-mouth at me...
:
I'm going to drag your fat corpse across a barbed-wire fence with your own intestines you walking trashbin.: Those are some big words from such
a tiny runt whose features need a microscope to be observed.
: I'll handle the runt; you take the
bargain bin reject over there.
: I won't be depressed even if I get mistaken for a bargain bin item!
: Fine with me, I just finished up washing 10,001 bowls and I need something to take my frustration on.