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[a1s]

Well? Don't give up on us, Sheb. Did we kill it? Are we all dead?
... are we all dead and this is some kind of purgatory for communist bears?

[Sheb]

I was for my weekly swimming/knitting session yesterday, sorry. I'll do the turn shortly.

err... Let's shoot it with our guns?

[1] You shoot yourself in the paw! The Fabulous Nazi GM from Hell laugh at your puny self!

Shoot his dice
Then he can't use them to have hitler roll crits!

[?] As he was ready to roll your action, you shot the dice out of his hand! No more dice rolls!

Anyway, use the mahinegun to fill the GM with lead.

[?] You fill the Fabulous Nazi GM from Hell with lead. He doesn't seem to mind.

Chavez Shoots aiming for the crotch.

[?] You shoot at the crotch. His massive manhood deflect the shot!

Terminate with extreme prejudice.

[?] Prejudice is bad. The Southern Poverty Law Center is suing you for your prejudiced actions.

Morgan Freeman bitchslaps Sheb with a bomb.

[?] You climg on the coat and bitch-slap the GM with your bomb.  His mustache his on fire!

Loot Sheb's sherwani from his corpse when he's properly dead.

[?] Doesn't look like he' properly dead yet.

DAKKA GM WITH DUAL CANNONS

You don your new body armor. The GM is immune to Dakka!

Sergei ivanovitch Heal the nearby wounded.

[?] You start working on Redshirt 3. Success, you've cured him of bieberhood!

The GM feels pain in his nose. He is pissed off.
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[a1s]

err... Let's shoot it with our guns?

[1] You shoot yourself in the paw! The Fabulous Nazi GM from Hell laugh at your puny self!

I refuse to learn from my mistakes. Shoot again!

[kaian-a-coel]

Heal bieberhood from the other infected

[a1s]

I'm infected by lead (copper? possibly steel... you can't expect a bear to know what goes into WWI era bullets) poisoning. Cure me maybe?

[3man75]

Chavez grabs the GM chokeslam style like Kane from the WWF and slams him on the ground. Later he drops the People's elbow on him. The Elbow having been secretly blessed by Stalin, Superman, The Rock, and President Roosevelt.

[Baffler]

Distract GM by throwing subpoena. Follow up with shooting.

[WhitiusOpus]

Conjure d4, and force GM to use it from now on!

[a1s]

Conjure {d4+2}, and force GM to use it from now on!

FTFY

[Knit tie]

Steal the GM's fedora, burn it, blow the ashes in his face and then unload my machinegun into his eye.

[Lukeinator]

Remove his treacherous Nazi Band from his arm. With bullets

[darkpaladin109]

Summon Magnaminous in his Shotgun and Chainsaw wielding Mecha.

[Playergamer]

Heal wounded!

[Sheb]

But, but... I only wanted friends! says the GM, before being assaulted from all side.

I refuse to learn from my mistakes. Shoot again!

[?] You shoot again, fullfilling the Trope. However the Fabulous Nazi GM from Hell is Immune to Bullets, making you a classical case of I Will Fight Some More Forever.

Heal bieberhood from the other infected

[?] You succeed, but apparently Twilighthood is a nosocomial disease around her, and your medikit was infected. Sasha Bulletsponge turns into Edward.

Chavez grabs the GM chokeslam style like Kane from the WWF and slams him on the ground. Later he drops the People's elbow on him. The Elbow having been secretly blessed by Stalin, Superman, The Rock, and President Roosevelt.

[?] You start climbing to his throat, but realize the GM is 20 meters high, and Morgan Freeman is already lounging on the shoulder. He swats you aside like a mere fly.

Distract GM by throwing subpoena. Follow up with shooting.

[?] You distract the GM, but the shooting is ineffective.

Conjure d4, and force GM to use it from now on!

[?] While the GM is distracted, you conjure a D4. In his distraction, the GM start using it. Too bad this is a D6 system.

Conjure {d4+2}, and force GM to use it from now on!

FTFY

[3] You try to fix that for him, but it simply fails.

Steal the GM's fedora, burn it, blow the ashes in his face and then unload my machinegun into his eye.

[1] You attempt to steal the GM's fedora, but the D4 won't let you. He does look pissed however.

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Indeed, his eyes are red from fury... Are those eye lasers?



HE ZAPS YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE IN A TERRIBLY ANIMATED MANNER!

Remove his treacherous Nazi Band from his arm. With bullets

[3] You seem to shoot everywhere but the Nazi Armband.

Summon Magnaminous in his Shotgun and Chainsaw wielding Mecha.

[4] You call on your buddy the chainsaw mecha. Seems like the shotgun is stuck in Maintenance.

Heal wounded!

[1] You try to heal Vinnie the Bear, but you hurt it instead! It lost a paw!

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The GM's mustache is still on fire! The GM scream in pain!


The GM feels pain in his nose. He is pissed off.
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[3man75]

Call for Joseph V. Stalin to come and have a mustache battle with the GM!