Sonya Marmeladova disobey her officer's orders by joining in. Suddenly a bunch of world-destroying, blood-painting, Space Marine-leading, moon-riding, rock-riffing savage tear her down into pieces.
With the machinegunners distracted, it is now possible to use their two fire slits to shoot (the others have a MG stuck in them).
Ivan Sidorov [6] blows the wounded Machinegun servant with one round of his Tokarev pistol.
Onward comrade! For Stalin, for the Motherland, and for not being killed all the time anymore!* [3+2] fatally wound the German guard.
Such a badass.** and
Postoronnim Vinnie [2+2], [2+2] aims at the last machinegunner, but gets in each others' way, and fail to even hit him.
The Ponchonator [4+2] however save the day.
He is being offered body armor for his success. bleed to death in the excitement of victory.
Redshirt 3 is hurt some too.
* This guy, a political officer, is said to have died within minutes of this pic being taken. He threw his body on the gears and wheels of the Nazi war machine, and we should remember that.
** Did you really expect me to have something interesting to say about Bieber?
Statistics:Dead Germans: 9
Dead Soviets: 26
Progress-o-meter: 68
Most death: Great Wyrm Gold (4 deaths)
EVERYTHING IS SHAKING!! The ground is being torn apart!
...
WHAT IS THAT!??! Something is emerging from the ruins!
Noes it is FABULOUS NAZI GM FROM HELL! He's the one who made you miss germans at point blank range! The one who decided only one in three would get a rifle! The one who made you all shoot the same corpse while you were torn apart by the machineguns!!
You need to bring him down, or Hitler will keep rolling critical success in strategy. For Stalin's Mustache!
This is now a suggestion game.
Anyone who saw this coming get a +2 to all his rolls.
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Topic: For the Motherland! (Run by Sheb) (Read 20192 times)