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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
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Enir Twigappears the Overseer
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1855826 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4200 on: December 13, 2015, 10:55:29 pm »

Okay, everybody, this is Misty. She's not one for Practical Decision-Making. First, she needs an unrealistic dream to pursue. How about:

1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)
2. Find a chef in the process of preparing a lavish meal.
3. Insert All The Cheese into their cooking process.
4. Notify the overseer of the immense trade value of the newly created Planepacked food.
5. ShieldDawn moves to an economy supported by God Na'Cho's!
6. Build a Milking Temple to Cowsea


Then, I dunno, douse it all in magma or something. This is a player fort after all. God cheese nachos probably weren't meant for mortals anyway.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4201 on: December 14, 2015, 04:40:13 am »

Reevaluate life choices

ALTERNATIVELY:

Decide you could really do with some steaks right about now.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4202 on: December 14, 2015, 11:25:27 am »

1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)
2. Find a chef in the process of preparing a lavish meal.
3. Insert All The Cheese into their cooking process.
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6. Build a Milking Temple to Cowsea

+1 to those.  Not sure Misty should go to the overseer.  I still think talking to ordinary dwarves (and bringing them Divine Nachos) is the way to go.  Grassroots campaign.  (Cavemoss campaign?  Whatever dwarves call it.)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4203 on: December 14, 2015, 11:25:47 am »

1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)[/color]
+ All the ones
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4204 on: December 14, 2015, 06:54:26 pm »

 Im a long time (since 2011) lurker. For years I watched the stark raving madness that rampages about these forums, but never felt the need to join in. Stumbled across this thread a couple of days ago and it was so awesome I had to create an account.

So I guess you could say this thread is better than dwarven child torture training pits, mermaid farming, pedophile goblins, blooddrenched homicidal elephants and reports of cats puking their guts out and dying from dwarves sloshing booze everywhere. Thats pretty good, right?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4205 on: December 14, 2015, 07:15:10 pm »

1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)
+ All the ones
+ another
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4206 on: December 15, 2015, 03:46:14 pm »

This is not a suggestion, but there's one sure way to make all dwellers of given place to worship a single god: kill all the non-believers, mis-believers and pagans. Actually, this may even work in DF games, but I've never tried. It may be easier to implement than other ways of conversion. Probably gods of blood and carnage are more likely to appreciate it than a god of ungulates, but if all else fails...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4207 on: December 15, 2015, 06:38:36 pm »

Wait, we don't necessarily need to make people unworship other gods, because Misty actually worships two gods, maybe we just need to get people to worship Cowsea too, if Cowsea is able to perform some kind of miracle that would probably help.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4208 on: December 15, 2015, 06:39:18 pm »

1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)
+ All the ones
+ another
+ 1, this could be the miracle we need.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4209 on: December 16, 2015, 02:15:02 am »

Okay, everybody, this is Misty. She's not one for Practical Decision-Making. First, she needs an unrealistic dream to pursue. How about:
1. Go get a bucket make some freakin' god-milk cheese already. (What player would pass up that for a fortress)
2. Find a chef in the process of preparing a lavish meal.
3. Insert All The Cheese into their cooking process.


+1

 Also maybe since its magic goddess cheese, if the other dwarves eat it they'll all start worshiping Cowsea and take up farming instead of acting like typical players homicidal maniacs. And cheesemakers will finally get the respect they deserve!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4210 on: December 17, 2015, 07:31:14 pm »

Hey, do you guys like amazing fanart?  I sure do!

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Done by a very dear friend of mine who has an amazing knack for art.

You can find more of her stuff here!

p.s. update sometime in the next 24 hours

Urist McForumUser

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4211 on: December 17, 2015, 08:10:17 pm »

Hey, do you guys like amazing fanart?  I sure do!

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Done by a very dear friend of mine who has an amazing knack for art.

You can find more of her stuff here!

p.s. update sometime in the next 24 hours

Hot damn. No formal training?? I know people who spent 5 years and thousands of dollars in art school who cant even come within a mile of that! Absolutely beautiful. Does she do portrait commissions?

(so glad I found this thread.... think Im the 14th long time lurker to bite the giant olm leather and sign up because of it)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4212 on: December 17, 2015, 08:16:06 pm »

Wow, that looks great!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4213 on: December 17, 2015, 08:44:29 pm »

Hey, do you guys like amazing fanart?  I sure do!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Done by a very dear friend of mine who has an amazing knack for art.

You can find more of her stuff here!

p.s. update sometime in the next 24 hours

No offense to ya Saint, but me thinks her fan art is better than your regular art. :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/9
« Reply #4214 on: December 17, 2015, 09:54:36 pm »

*excellent* piece of art... although she looks a bit humanish there ;)
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