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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Silverybearded]

So, now that we have this much time remaining until the next DF update, do you think this will affect your post frequency?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

You ask that everywhere. Something makes me think you just want to spread the good news.

I approve. 

[Silverybearded]

You ask that everywhere. Something makes me think you just want to spread the good news.

I approve. 

It's my way of coping with the hype.
Also, I don't wanna be the only one to stare at these numbers ticking down.

[evictedSaint]

Ah...I'll try to keep it ~once per week or so.

[expwnent]

Just don't overdo it to the point where it becomes work and you hate doing it.

[evictedSaint]

Sorry about the slow-down, guys.  The end of the year always gets very busy for me.  Update later tomorrow tonight (partially finished, but i need sleep x_x).

[Button]

Sorry about the slow-down, guys.  Th e end of the year always gets very busy for me.  Update later tonight.

No worries, everyone's busy with the new release!

[Foxite]

Sorry about the slow-down, guys.  The end of the year always gets very busy for me.  Update later tomorrow tonight (partially finished, but i need sleep x_x).

Please, get your sleep before doing anything else. It's really important!

[TheHossofMoss]

Sorry about the slow-down, guys.  The end of the year always gets very busy for me.  Update later tomorrow tonight (partially finished, but i need sleep x_x).

Please, get your sleep before doing anything else. It's really important!

+1

[evictedSaint]

"Wow...I've never met a talking cow before, much less a God."

"Yeah, I hear the novelty wears off pretty quick."





"Well, what happens now?  Do I have to...say a prayer...? Or do you just hand out holy quests?  Should I help you...escape...?  I'm sorry, I'm kind of new to the 'talking to a God' thing."

"Oh, sure, let me pull out my Holy Handbook and give you Beginners Quest Number One.  You can go on a fetch quest to get my Holy Backscratcher, then I'll have you kill a bunch of rats in the dungeon.  I'm a cow, you wretched little ball of dirt.  I can't exactly do much, and that whole 'escape plan' ain't gonna fly.  We're about forty stories beneath the surface and cows can't walk up stairs."






"What -really???  I thought cows could walk up stairs, but they just couldn't walk down them."

"That's actually a common myth.  We can't walk up or down."

"What?  That's ridiculous!  How did you and all the other cows get down here then?"

"I was in a cage the whole time, they just rolled me down the stairs.  Granted, I was livid at the time, but in hindsight it was actually a pretty efficient way to - "







"Huh?  Oh.  Uh, yeah, sure, that's fine."







"Take five, guys, you did great.  Go on, get out of here.  No, no, the show was great, you did fine, just go.  Shoo.  Shoo."







"It's always 'Did we do okay, Cowsea?  Did we do it right? Do you need anything else?' Ugh, these guys...and as for YOU, Mickey or Mimsey or whatever the hell your name was - I'm getting pretty tired of talking to you.  You mortals never understand ANYTHING.  You're just like cows, you always have to explain things to them, and then they ask for clarification, and then it's just like...ugh.  If I give you your...your quest or whatever, will you leave me alone?"

"I...sure, I guess?  What kind of quest?"

"Always with the questions!  Always questions questions questions - here's an idea, how about you finish my quest, huh?  A holy quest to get everyone in this hell hole to worship me instead of my stupid brother, how's that sound?"



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[Insanegame27]

Spoiler: 'me coming back to this after a long long time' (click to show/hide)

Keep up the good work

[Ultimuh]

Say that it would probably take time and a lot of effort, but you could at least try your best.
Start this holy quest by discretely but actively searching for someone who's also a Cowsea worshiper.

[cochramd]

I'm a cow, you wretched little ball of dirt.  I can't exactly do much, and that whole 'escape plan' ain't gonna fly.  We're about forty stories beneath the surface and cows can't walk up stairs."

Check the map for elevators and ramps, as well as Cowsea's temple.

Say that it would probably take time and a lot of effort, but you could at least try your best.
Start this holy quest by discretely but actively searching for someone who's also a Cowsea worshiper.

Misty: "So, does anyone else here worship you, or does your brother get ALL the attention around here?" Also, it might be a good idea to consult the nun on this.

[Ultimuh]

Also, it might be a good idea to consult the nun on this.

I'm not sure if it is wise to consult her at all, she seem to be a bit.. zealous..
But if it works, who am I to argue?

[greycat]

Misty: "So, does anyone else here worship you, or does your brother get ALL the attention around here?" Also, it might be a good idea to consult the nun on this.

-1 on asking Cowsea more questions (though I suspect Misty won't be able to resist).

+1 on asking the Nun, and the other dwarves.  Find the nearest temple.  Start some conversations.  Find out who worships whom.