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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Ancalagon_TB]

Doh!

In *some* circumstances you can use your phone as a hotspot for internet.  I actually played EVE that way when I has issues with my ISP - my cellphone was far more reliable.  This is only viable if you have a lot of data on your phone plan though (and if your phone can act as a hotspot).

Well, we'll have to be patient.  Congrats on your finals

[evictedSaint]

Thanks!  I aced all of them, I'm pretty sure.  And I'll just mooch wifi off a coffee shop or something tomorrow.

[mate888]

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

[Ancalagon_TB]

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

That is awesome!

And given how strangely the dwarven mind work, this could work ... for a time

Urist:  This imigrant, Pansy McElvenspy
Ingish:  What of him?
Urist:  I do no like him.  There is something wrong with him.  His speech is strange.  He doesn't like butchering kittens.  His hair is silky and soft.  Is he even dwarven?
Ingish:  He has a beard.  He carries a hammer.  Therefore, he is dwarf.
Urist:  Your logic is strong like granite.

only to fail due to the most absurd of reason later on

Pansy:  Hello Urist TinDoored
Urist:  Greetings Pansy McElvenspy
Pansy:  Erm Urist, are you sure you should remove that floor?  Ingish is sort of standing on it
Urist: Orders are to remove floor.
Pansy:  But Ingish will fall
Urist:  You question orders?!?  SPYYYYYY!!!
*Urist has become enraged*

[Foxite]

Latias1290, Overseeer cancels wait: Went insane.
Latias1290 has stopped responding to the world...

[Meph]

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."

[Naryar]

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[Immortal-D]

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?

[icer667]

The prophecy day was upon us, and then

I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

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[icer667]

It's so soon, I can feel the hype before the storm.

[Evaris]

[mate888]

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."

PansyMcelvenspy, woodcutter has been stricken by melancholy...

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?

Well, it's not mine, is a screenshot from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeeV_Dl9gw, so do as you want.

[Ancalagon_TB]

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."

PansyMcelvenspy, woodcutter has been stricken by melancholy...

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?

Well, it's not mine, is a screenshot from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeeV_Dl9gw, so do as you want.

LOL - looks like Pansy McElvenspy made it all the way to the Dwarven Council.  Now that's a spy!

[palu]

shitty news, guys.

I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

Again.

I'm posting this via phone.  I'll see if I can get the next update posted tomorrow.

[Immortal-D]

I thought that looked familiar.  I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole...