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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Rumrusher]

Nun" some of those ashes then decided to become a civilization who likes to run around topless and use chains alot. best to ignore them less you want horns growing out of your head and turning red."
Misty "uhhh okay"
Nun" oh gnomes are connected with nature also... but they have beards and use magma as well so their higher up on the list than say elves, we call them our hill folk and what not just don't kick a dog when they visit."
Misty "Sure...?"
Nun " oh and the civil bogeymen while they..."
*Misty inch forward to the next migrant*

[Talvieno]

That update was freaking epic.

[Dwarfy]

This is an evictedSaint golden post. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with pixels. On the item is an image of Misty Wheeldream the dwarf and Kulet Risestaff the dwarf. Kulet is crafting a completely freaking awesome religion. Misty is listening intently.

Misty: Inquire into the religious status of cheesemakers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think I have my permanent view of dwarf religion.

[Arcvasti]

That update was freaking epic.

[TALLPANZER]

most awesome!
 

[Ramaraunt]

>Ask about the bite mark on the plump helmet man.

[pisskop]

Wait.

*Check inventory

[Raul351]

The gnomes were the ones truly gifted by Armok. Each race was born with nothing more than their flesh, while the gnomes were made with a hat on their head. He made the others naked like the beasts, while he gave gnomes decency. It was the greatest gift of all.
One hat still red with Armok's blood. One hat to rule them all.

[AfellowDwarf]

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.

[notquitethere]

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.

+!

[Ramaraunt]

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.

I don't think disagreeing with Armok is a good idea.

[notquitethere]

I don't think disagreeing with Armok is a good idea.

It's not disagreeing with Armok: it's highlighting Armok's decision to favour the gnome in matters sartorial.

[MarcAFK]

Massive engraving of awesome

That, she says, is what the church worships.

....Wow, That was great.

[Raul351]

Guys, we all know what must be done....

We have to recover the gnome hat of Armok. The dwarves were armok's chosen people and the first gnome must have done as Judas and betrayed us by stealing it. We have the right to the hat. We deserve it. We have to kill the gnome king and take the last relic of armok for ourselves. Only then will dwarves be the true kings of the mountains.

Or maybe the gnomes truly are the ones gifted by Armok. I dont know about you but I find that very reasonable but still refuse to beleive it.

[AfellowDwarf]

Gnomes are also the best capable of drinking booze, the greatest gift of Armok. Our case strengtens. I imagine language was only taken from them because they managed to get too close to him, or perhaps it was a shortcoming in the first place.