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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[mate888]

Wars? Enemy races? BoatMurdered? Requested goods and services, particularly any related to cheese?

Awesome, if they're in the Boatmurdered universe, that means Spearbreakers should be somewhere, too.

this is in the Meth mod universe... the talks of Orks, Nuns, and the golden chest in the ground seems to be the case.

Well, there is of course no rule to Boatmurdered or SpearBreakers. In my own opinion, they are Multiversal and Causality-Persistent. In any universe in which there is Dwarf Fortress, there will eventually be, given time and magma, a group of such fortresses.

Because really, who wants to live in a universal plane of reality without good old BoatMurdered?

now now I just said it's Masterworks, I didn't go and burst the bubble of folks pulling levers and stopping undead elephants with molton rock/metal. Just that now there's a case of that happening when an necromancer/warlock strolls by a fort. Also those Orks also can jump into a war blimp and fly around looking for towns to pillage kidnapping folks via Fulton balloons then there's also Gnomes who more in tune with nature than the elves and run around being half clockborgs. To sum up this ramble, there's LOADS of HFS in Masterworks Misty might stumble into to be the best Cheesemaker in the world.

Gnomes + Misty= Cuteness overload!

[Meph]

How on earth did I miss 40 pages of a illustrated story that uses mod parts?

Great work and artwork... that ms paint freedom grass, darkerdarks poster, the shy plump helmet man... Awesome!

And just to clear things up: Masterwork dwarves sometimes yell at elephants, about vengeance for boatmurdered, and in the caverns you might stumble upon the spawns of the holistic. Both realities are in the mod, although I do hope that Misty will never encounter either.

But there are Cheesemen in the game... vicious creatures that throw webs of sticky cheese that get people stuck and wheels of cheese hard enough to break bones.

Paint on, Master Saint.

Edit: This god damn plump helmet man. Now I want to write a little plump helmet men civ, or bribe DarkerDark to make a pic of him as mod mascot.

[Dwarfy]

But there are Cheesemen in the game... vicious creatures that throw webs of sticky cheese that get people stuck and wheels of cheese hard enough to break bones.

...I think we just found the logical conclusion to the plot.

Misty, through all her trials, becomes a master of cheese. Hers is perhaps not the tastiest or most varied. It is but simple cheese, a simple pleasure. Yet with her heart, the cheese is loyal to her. It hears her, whispering her little cheesy-nothings of encouragement. It feels for her as she does for it, though the other dwarfs scoff at her efforts.

Cue..
The Invasion of the Cheesemen

Faced with a hoard of angry beings which seem to be within the possibility of overwhelming the guard, the fortress descends into near hysterics, cursing their fate...
...until a single cheesemaker steps over the quivering masses, alone, to face the single moment she was always destined for.

Enter Misty, the Littlest Cheesemaker.
Begin!

[Ramaraunt]

Skip finals.

[mate888]

>Show us how the enthusiastic guard and her boss are doing.

[Talvieno]

Yay, Spearbreakers is in!

In that case...


Misty:
> Avoid manamaids. At all costs.

[Rumrusher]

But there are Cheesemen in the game... vicious creatures that throw webs of sticky cheese that get people stuck and wheels of cheese hard enough to break bones.

...I think we just found the logical conclusion to the plot.

Misty, through all her trials, becomes a master of cheese. Hers is perhaps not the tastiest or most varied. It is but simple cheese, a simple pleasure. Yet with her heart, the cheese is loyal to her. It hears her, whispering her little cheesy-nothings of encouragement. It feels for her as she does for it, though the other dwarfs scoff at her efforts.

Cue..
The Invasion of the Cheesemen

Faced with a hoard of angry beings which seem to be within the possibility of overwhelming the guard, the fortress descends into near hysterics, cursing their fate...
...until a single cheesemaker steps over the quivering masses, alone, to face the single moment she was always destined for.

Enter Misty, the Littlest Cheesemaker.
Begin!

GO,
GO,
GO!
Shame we don't have Mechas and Cockpits we have automatons but we don't have huge ass fights that take place in travel mode.
Also can't she learn foodspells from druids?

[evictedSaint]

You consider asking the engineer more about his extended family, but the path has gotten a bit crowded.

You decide it's best if you maybe scoot forward a bit and talk to the next person in line.

You introduce yourself to the sweet old lady ahead of you.  Hi, you say.  I'm Misty Wheeldream.

Hello, young Misty, she says. She introduces herself as Kulet Risestaff, a nun of Armok.

Obviously, you knew she was a nun by her shawl, but you admit that you don't actually know that much about the church itself.  She says that's to be expected; the Church tends to keep it's ceremonies to itself. 

She goes on, seemingly excited to talk more about her profession.  Oh yes, obviously individual dwarves are permitted to choose their own gods of the pantheon for individual worship, and at their own level of dedication of course, but the Church is a bit different!  While a blacksmith might worship Sarvesh, God of Furnaces, and a farmer might worship Lenod, Goddess of Bounty, those of the Church worship the Creator. 

You nod along, as though you understand.

You see, Misty, there's powers even greater than the Gods, powers even greater than reality itself!  The humans believe in their own sect of vain human gods, and the orks and goblins believe in their bloody deities of wrath and war, and the heathen elves believe in a nonsensical "force", but it is we Dwarves, Misty, who TRULY understand the nature of the Divine!

You follow along uncomfortably, waiting a moment before cautiously asking.

What is the nature of the Divine?


Kulet simply smiles, her kind eyes twinkling with ancient knowledge passed down to her throughout the generations, ever since the world began.

That, she says, is what the church worships.

next

[evictedSaint]

Whew! Done with finals! Closed out the semester with A's and B's.  I doubt I'd have done so well if I'd spent time working on TLCM, but at least it's over.  Thank you everyone for all your lovely words of encouragement (it's what keeps me going), fanart (I can't express how fucking awesome it is, I save every piece to my harddrive), and of course, patience (I know it sucks to go on hiatus, but you guys have been super cool about it and I appreciate it).

Misty shall continue her quest!

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How on earth did I miss 40 pages of a illustrated story that uses mod parts?

Gee, I don't know, Meph.  :\

[Xanmyral]

Beautiful. Awesome work on making the words and pictures flow together and combine, and in an easy to follow manner.

[granzteel]

From Misty's perspective, maybe that's too much info to take.

So she:
> will talk later to the nun
>then move on to the next migrant

[MadMonkey]

goblins>beasts>creepy crawlies>elves

This cracked me up because it is so true.

>Proclaim your faith to Shokum, the god of cheese.

[Meph]

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How on earth did I miss 40 pages of a illustrated story that uses mod parts?

Gee, I don't know, Meph.  :\

[/quote]I thought that was for adv mode something, not this picture tale epicness. I didnt even click on the link when you asked me, I just saw "adventure" and thought it was in adv mode. ^^

And nice update... like the "then the creepy crawly ugly things... then the elves."

[Poldon]

I've got to take a moment to appreciate the incredible amount of work you put into that picture, the thought you put into it and the flow of it work so well as to be both awe-inspiring and funny! I love it. It's really creative and awesome!

[pisskop]

That was definitely cool.  A++ for Awesome