WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D UPDATE THIS
JOKE'S ON YOU I DID
KICK JOHN TRAVOLTA IN FACE
[5] YOU RUN OUT OF THE PLANE AND SPRINT ALL THE WAY TO JOHN TRAVOLTA'S MANSION. HE SITS IN ONE OF HIS BLACK LEATHER SOFAS, HIS SON BENJAMIN ON HIS LAP, ALL THE WHILE CONSUMING A BLEND OF CHOCOLATE THAT CONTAINS MORE COCOA THAN COCOA ITSELF. YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS AN OSCAR, RUN INTO HIM AT FULL SPEED, KICK HIM IN THE FACE AND ABSCOND WITH UTMOST HASTE, LEAVING THE DOWNED TRAVOLTAS CONFUSED AND IN PAIN. BENJAMIN BEGINS CRYING. ONCE YOU NOTICE THIS YOU RUN BACK AND STEAL HIS CANDY. HE BEGINS DOUBLECRYING. SUCCESS.
SACRIFICE JON TRAVOLTA TO SUMMON ELDRITCH PRINCESS
[3] YOU STAB JON TRAVOLTA IN THE SNOUT TO SUMMON ELDRITCH PRINCESS! THIS KILLS THE TRAVOLTA. AFTER A FLASH, HIS BODY INSTEAD OF SUMMONING ONE OF XANTALOS' RELATIVES IN A DRESS TURNS INTO A DOLL. FOR A MOMENT YOU THINK JON MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HERO. HUH.
GO TO MAGMASTAN
[6] YOU TAKE OFF AND CRASH INTO A MAGMASTANI AERIAL CHECKPOINT. AS YOUR PLANE'S WRECKAGE BURNS, YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A BOOTH.
"PAPERS, PLEASE." A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE SAYS.
TELL PILOT TO FLY PLANE INTO PILOTS MOUTH
[5] OH NO THE PLANE BROKE PHYSICS
YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A PLANE OF PEANUT WHILE SOMEONE WHACKS PHYSICS IN THE PLANE OF PLANE WITH A WRENCH
APPLY CRUNK SAUCE TO THE PLANE'S ENGINES FOR MAXIMUM CRUNK BOOST!
[4] THE ENGINES SPROUT WINGS AND BURN IN AN ADMIRABLE FASHION.
STEAL THE PLANE AND FLY TO MEXICO
A WINNER IS YOU
[2] YOU KICK EVERYONE OUT OF THE PLANE AND BEGIN FLYING MEXICOWARDS. AN ANTITERRORIST VAN BUSTS THROUGH THE COCKPIT AND ASKS YOU IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY TERRORISTS. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU WINNER. THE WINNER IS THE BEST GM. YOU ARE ALL GMS. BEGIN WRITING GAMES NOW.