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[LordSlowpoke]

YOU HAVE WON FLIGHT WITH JON TRAVOLTA.

LOCATION IS PLANE. PILOT IS STARING AT YOU. JON IS STARING AT YOU. WHERE GO?

KNOWN EXITS ARE NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST DENNIS

[darkpaladin109]

KICK JOHN TRAVOLTA IN FACE

[Darvi]

SACRIFICE JON TRAVOLTA TO SUMMON ELDRITCH PRINCESS

[Xantalos]

GO TO MAGMASTAN

[Furtuka]

TELL PILOT TO FLY PLANE INTO PILOTS MOUTH

[IcyTea31]

APPLY CRUNK SAUCE TO THE PLANE'S ENGINES FOR MAXIMUM CRUNK BOOST!

[smurfingtonthethird]

STEAL THE PLANE AND FLY TO MEXICO

A WINNER IS YOU

[LordSlowpoke]

WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D UPDATE THIS

JOKE'S ON YOU I DID

KICK JOHN TRAVOLTA IN FACE

[5] YOU RUN OUT OF THE PLANE AND SPRINT ALL THE WAY TO JOHN TRAVOLTA'S MANSION. HE SITS IN ONE OF HIS BLACK LEATHER SOFAS, HIS SON BENJAMIN ON HIS LAP, ALL THE WHILE CONSUMING A BLEND OF CHOCOLATE THAT CONTAINS MORE COCOA THAN COCOA ITSELF. YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS AN OSCAR, RUN INTO HIM AT FULL SPEED, KICK HIM IN THE FACE AND ABSCOND WITH UTMOST HASTE, LEAVING THE DOWNED TRAVOLTAS CONFUSED AND IN PAIN. BENJAMIN BEGINS CRYING. ONCE YOU NOTICE THIS YOU RUN BACK AND STEAL HIS CANDY. HE BEGINS DOUBLECRYING. SUCCESS.

SACRIFICE JON TRAVOLTA TO SUMMON ELDRITCH PRINCESS

[3] YOU STAB JON TRAVOLTA IN THE SNOUT TO SUMMON ELDRITCH PRINCESS! THIS KILLS THE TRAVOLTA. AFTER A FLASH, HIS BODY INSTEAD OF SUMMONING ONE OF XANTALOS' RELATIVES IN A DRESS TURNS INTO A DOLL. FOR A MOMENT YOU THINK JON MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HERO. HUH.

GO TO MAGMASTAN

[6] YOU TAKE OFF AND CRASH INTO A MAGMASTANI AERIAL CHECKPOINT. AS YOUR PLANE'S WRECKAGE BURNS, YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A BOOTH. "PAPERS, PLEASE." A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE SAYS.

TELL PILOT TO FLY PLANE INTO PILOTS MOUTH

[5] OH NO THE PLANE BROKE PHYSICS

YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A PLANE OF PEANUT WHILE SOMEONE WHACKS PHYSICS IN THE PLANE OF PLANE WITH A WRENCH

APPLY CRUNK SAUCE TO THE PLANE'S ENGINES FOR MAXIMUM CRUNK BOOST!

[4] THE ENGINES SPROUT WINGS AND BURN IN AN ADMIRABLE FASHION.

STEAL THE PLANE AND FLY TO MEXICO

A WINNER IS YOU

[2] YOU KICK EVERYONE OUT OF THE PLANE AND BEGIN FLYING MEXICOWARDS. AN ANTITERRORIST VAN BUSTS THROUGH THE COCKPIT AND ASKS YOU IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY TERRORISTS. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU WINNER. THE WINNER IS THE BEST GM. YOU ARE ALL GMS. BEGIN WRITING GAMES NOW.

[IcyTea31]

YOU ARE ALL GMS (RTD)

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKED RTDS ABOUT BEING GMS SO WROTE AN RTD ABOUT BEING A GM IN YOUR RTD ABOUT BEING GMS

RULES: MAKE YOUR OWN, WHY SHOULD I CARE?
CHARACTER SHEET: BAH, WHO NEEDS ONE OF THOSE?

((This is ridiculously retarded. This is ridiculously awesome.))

[IcyTea31]

EDIT: I have no idea why here was a double post with me quoting my previous post.

[WhitiusOpus]

Fuck Bitches Get Money


THE PLOT AND OBJECTIVES ARE AS ABOVE. THERE ARE NO STATS. ONLY MONEY.

DO THIS.

SUBMIT NAME AND GENDER.

I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKS WHAT THEY ARE. I PROBABLY WONT CALL YOU BY IT.

WINNER IS MOST MONEY.

GO.

[Dorsidwarf]

Roll To Ship LSP With Ciro

guess how you play this

[darkpaladin109]

Roll to Bread

YOU ARE BREAD

DO BREAD THINGS I DUNNO

[WhitiusOpus]

Fuck Bitches Get Money


THE PLOT AND OBJECTIVES ARE AS ABOVE. THERE ARE NO STATS. ONLY MONEY.

DO THIS.

SUBMIT NAME AND GENDER.

I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKS WHAT THEY ARE. I PROBABLY WONT CALL YOU BY IT.

WINNER IS MOST MONEY.

GO.

NO.

MY GAME FIRST.

PUT ACTIONS NAOW, OR GET NO BITCHES AND MONEY.

[smurfingtonthethird]

POTATO
THROW POTATOES AT PEOPLE
PERSON WITH MOST THROWN POTATOES IS A WINNER