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[IcyTea31]

Shake the unconsciousness off. Remove [GAIT:SUPERSPEED] from the bugs.

[blazing glory]

Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!

  Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'

  Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:

Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: 1.3 million
Military Size: Nearly harmless against modern technology
Territory: Middle Earth
Allies: The Fair Races of Middle Earth
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: …Alive?

Then I don't need to come back from the dead even though you said I died of alcohol poisoning.

[Tavik Toth]

Fix the Save!

[TalonisWolf]

Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!

  Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'

  Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:

Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: 1.3 million
Military Size: Nearly harmless against modern technology
Territory: Middle Earth
Allies: The Fair Races of Middle Earth
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: …Alive?

Then I don't need to come back from the dead even though you said I died of alcohol poisoning.

  ...riiiigght. My bad. I'll fix that status right now in my notes.

   This is proof the GM isn't always right, I guess...

[TalonisWolf]

Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!

[4] You come straight back from the dead, but you will have to reaffirm your role amongst Middle Earth. Your respawn has the consequence of driving the bugs [CRAZED]!

Claim the galaxy that my space station is in.

[3] You are preoccupied with annoying Labour Strikes, but at least construction continues at its current pace... that is, very slowly. If you don't get results soon, you may have to deal with Civil War...

Try to create loyal minions for myself again.

[2] Dreams of Power and Greed make for disloyal servants, apparently. Perhaps you should take a different approach.

You are being attacked by Exploding Birds, courtesy of DF2014 Bugs.

((Both players who've been hit by this attack have been nearly immune, one lives in a underwater colony nowheres near penguins the other is composed of energy. Argh.))

Shake the unconsciousness off. Remove [GAIT:SUPERSPEED] from the bugs.

[4] You regain consciousness and [3] Do not know how to mod DF at the moment.

Fix the Save!

Swap with: [6] ERROR: NO SIXTH PLAYER ACTION. SWAP WITH FIFTH: TAVITH TOTH_

SWAP CANCELED: REDUNDANT

Fix the Save!

[5] You fix the save by by Savescumming. Too bad it was unnecessary.

You have been hit by Attack:6 CATSPLOSION! -2 to your next roll!

Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)

[Target Rolls:6, 4 ] [Attack Rolls:6, 3]

TAVITH TOTH HAS BEEN TARGETED BY ATTACK:6: CATSPLOSION!

BLITZDUNGEONEER HAS TARGETED BY ATTACK:3 EXPLODING BIRDS!

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
[CRAZED]
[LINUX_CORRUPTER]

Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)

Name: (Tavith Toth)
Population: 500 Colony Ships of 10 000 people each.
Military Size: High-Tech Volunteer Militias
Territory: Self-Sufficient Ships of the Universal Alliance
Allies: None
Enemies: Historically? The Alpha Centauri.
Status: Alive, Ambitious and trapped in a corrupt save.

Name: Andrew Ryans (Poketwo)
Population: Depends on if you count the Splicers.
Military Size: See above.
Territory: RAPTURE
Allies: None.
Enemies: Outside World.
Status: Alive but Sober

Name: (LordSlowPoke)
Population: n/a
Military Size: n/a
Territory: n/a
Allies: n/a
Enemies: n/a
Status: Vaporized to Death

Name: Spirit of Reality Warping POWAR (IcyTea)
Population: 1
Military Size: Eldritch Monstrosity
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive

Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: 300 Sith, 300 Apprentices, 50 000 Clones
Military Size: Small.
Territory: Unknown- they haven't laid claim on any territory as yet, limiting their power but making them near impossible to destroy permanently.
Allies: Minion of BlitzDungeoneer by technicality.
Enemies: Godzilla technically.
Status: Alive

Name: (BlitzDungeoneer)
Population: None?
Military Size: One Entity Army of Near Infinite Power
Territory: All Forms of Energy
Allies: The Infinity Seal of RTD
Enemies: Godzilla
Status: A Imprisoned Entity of Pure Energy and Magic.

Name: (NAV)
Population: 34.88 Million (According to google)
Military Size: 16th in GFP (Global Fire Power) Rankings.
Territory: Canada
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive but inactive.

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies:
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: Regained his former physical form.

[poketwo]

Coup Rapture

 [5] You coup the entirety of the worlds oceans, including Rapture! You, having a strange sense of humour, insist on being called 'The Big Daddy'. Because why not?

REMIND GM THAT I CONTROL MORE THAN JUST RAPTURE WITH THIS

[blazing glory]

Integrate the bugs with Internet Explorer!

[IcyTea31]

Extract the fixes we had already thrown in the bugs, delete DF2014, download and install the new version, then add our own bugfixes in.

[Tavik Toth]

Wait for effect to wear off.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Create 9 creatures, with each having a number of tails equal to a number between and including 1-9, with the weakest having 1 tail and the strongest having 9, also there must be 1 with each number of tails. So, a 1-tailed servant, a 2-tailed servant, a 3-tailed one, a 4-tailed one, a 5-tailed one, a 6-tailed one, a 7-tailed one, an 8-tailed one and a 9-tailed one.

[TalonisWolf]

Coup Rapture

 [5] You coup the entirety of the worlds oceans, including Rapture! You, having a strange sense of humour, insist on being called 'The Big Daddy'. Because why not?

REMIND GM THAT I CONTROL MORE THAN JUST RAPTURE WITH THIS

[6] Why, thanks for the reminder! YOU ARE RETROACTIVELY ACTTACKED BY EXPLODING PENGUINS, -1 to your rolls until you fight off the bird menace or DF2014 is destroyed.

Integrate the bugs with Internet Explorer!

[2] The internet frightens the bugs. They fear THE MEMES OH GOD TH- *static*

You have been hit by Attack:1 The DF2014  bugs attempt to destroy your body and take over your form but are stopped by The Infinity Seal of RTD!

Mass clone Snickers bars and use them to encourage the workers to keep doing their job.

[4] Your generosity has doubled the rate of construction!

You have been hit by Attack:4 You are trapped in a Corrupt Save! Your move will be swapped with that of another player next turn!

Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)

Space Station: ||||||||||

Extract the fixes we had already thrown in the bugs, delete DF2014, download and install the new version, then add our own bugfixes in.

[4] You do so, dealing 15 damage- but you have forgotten that the bugs have spread into Linux systems.

Wait for effect to wear off.

[3-2] You are too impatient and stub your toe on interversal television! Your reputation is now of that of a laughingstock.

Create 9 creatures, with each having a number of tails equal to a number between and including 1-9, with the weakest having 1 tail and the strongest having 9, also there must be 1 with each number of tails. So, a 1-tailed servant, a 2-tailed servant, a 3-tailed one, a 4-tailed one, a 5-tailed one, a 6-tailed one, a 7-tailed one, an 8-tailed one and a 9-tailed one.

[4] You create the Naruto universe. <_<
                                                    >_>

Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)

[Target Rolls:3, 2] [Attack Rolls:1, 4]

SINVARA IS TRAPPED IN A CORRUPT SAVE!

DF2014 HAS BEEN CONFOUNDED BY The Infinity Seal of RTD

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
[CRAZED]
[LINUX_CORRUPTER]

Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)

Name: (Tavith Toth)
Population: 500 Colony Ships of 10 000 people each.
Military Size: High-Tech Volunteer Militias
Territory: Self-Sufficient Ships of the Universal Alliance
Allies: None
Enemies: Historically? The Alpha Centauri.
Status: Alive, Ambitious and trapped in a corrupt save.

Name: Andrew Ryans (Poketwo)
Population: Depends on if you count the Splicers.
Military Size: See above.
Territory: RAPTURE
Allies: None.
Enemies: Outside World.
Status: Alive but Sober

Name: (LordSlowPoke)
Population: n/a
Military Size: n/a
Territory: n/a
Allies: n/a
Enemies: n/a
Status: Vaporized to Death

Name: Spirit of Reality Warping POWAR (IcyTea)
Population: 1
Military Size: Eldritch Monstrosity
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive

Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: 300 Sith, 300 Apprentices, 50 000 Clones
Military Size: Small.
Territory: Unknown- they haven't laid claim on any territory as yet, limiting their power but making them near impossible to destroy permanently.
Allies: Minion of BlitzDungeoneer by technicality.
Enemies: Godzilla technically.
Status: Alive

Name: (BlitzDungeoneer)
Population: None?
Military Size: One Entity Army of Near Infinite Power
Territory: All Forms of Energy
Allies: The Infinity Seal of RTD
Enemies: Godzilla
Status: A Formerly Imprisoned Entity of Pure Energy and Magic.

Name: (NAV)
Population: 34.88 Million (According to google)
Military Size: 16th in GFP (Global Fire Power) Rankings.
Territory: Canada
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive but inactive.

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies:
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: Regained his former physical form.

[Tavik Toth]

Fix rolls.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((The GM caught onto my reference, did he?))
Reveal to the Tailed Beasts that I created the universe.

[blazing glory]

Fill up the DF2014 code with pictures of LOL cats and internet memes and a flame war about [INSERT MOVIE SERIES HERE] being better than [INSERT OTHER MOVIE SERIES HERE] and so on,clogging it and making it a ineffective mess.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))