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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Break the hell out!

[IcyTea31]

1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6 

I assumed this implied 5 and 6 to be as usual. So, the 4=6 is a typo, then?

[TalonisWolf]

  Nope. Rolling a Four will have the effect of a Six, rolling a six will have the effect of a Four.

  It's a tantrum, it isn't supposed to make sense.

[poketwo]

USE THE RESOURCES OF RAPTURE TO FIX THE BUGS

[TalonisWolf]

POKETWO IS SOBER! SAME RULES APPLY:

1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6 

THE GM WILL TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT FOR THE LULZ SINCE YOU DIDN'T POST A ACTION!

yes

yes i do

[5 2]

"Do you want to be vaporized?"

"yes. yes i do"

"Your wish is my command."

*sound of sizzling flesh*

1/6 chance of 3, 2/6 chance of 5, and 3/6 chance of 6, exclusive? I've played with worse odds.

Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...

Summon Linus Torvalds. He'll know what to do.

[4 6]  He knows exactly what to do.

HE SERVES ME NOW! MWAHAHAHAHA! THE BUGS HAVE CORRUPTED ALL LINUX SYSTEMS! THEY HAVE GAINED 3HP!

Break the hell out!

[5 2] Whoever did this to you REALLY knew what they were doing. ((If IcyTea hadn't been sober, you'd have become the MULTIVERSE, just FYI.))

Use my sith army to construct a space station that acts as a gateway between reality and the realms where the old ones are kept.

[3] You begin the preparations for such a task, but it's still only at paper. Surprisingly, beings of darkness, ambition and immorality are quite corrupt, and really interfere with your progress.

USE THE RESOURCES OF RAPTURE TO FIX THE BUGS

[3] You begin a recruiting campaign to create a team of debuggers. Unfortunately, they are busy running away FROM THE HORDE OF SPLICERS. But that isn't your problem... Right?

Annnnnnd Rapture is being attacked by Exploding Birds... Courtesy of DF2014 BUGS! You are welcome. Oh, you're also SOBER.


[Target Rolls: 2, 1 5, 6] ERROR: NO SIXTH PLAYER ACTION. EXECUTE: FIFTH PLAYER WILL BE TARGETED TWICE!_

[Attack Rolls: 5, 3 2, 3 ]POKETWO IS SOBER AND ATTACKED BY EXPLODING BIRDS!


DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
[LINUX_CORRUPTER]

[TalonisWolf]

((Tavith Toth, if you're around, what exactly do you want on the faction status sheets?

  Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...

Hehe.

  And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))

[blazing glory]

Drink beer and no longer be sober!

[IcyTea31]

DROP THE _BEAT.

[Tavik Toth]

((Tavith Toth, if you're around, what exactly do you want on the faction status sheets?

  Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...

Hehe.

  And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))

Name:
Population:
Military Size:
Territory:
Allies:
Enemies:

Revert rolls back to normal!

[poketwo]

((Tavith Toth, if you're around, what exactly do you want on the faction status sheets?

  Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...

Hehe.

  And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))

((It even shows how dumb the AI is!!! For letting the goblins a way in.))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Attempt to escape again.

[TalonisWolf]

Start building the space station.

[6 4] You have begun Construction! It will take Ten(10) turns to complete at the current rate!

Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)

Space Station: ||||||||||

Drink beer and no longer be sober!

[4 6] You are now drunk- in fact, you die of Alcohol Poisoning!  *I do not advocate Irresponsible and/or Underage Drinking*

DROP THE _BEAT.

[6] You drop a beat-down on yourself... you literally best yourself to unconsciousness. Yikes. If you had a physical form, you'd be dead!

Revert rolls back to normal!

[2] You were beat to it.

YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A CORRUPT SAVE! YOUR ACTION WILL BE SWAPPED WITH THAT OF ANOTHER PLAYER!

Attempt to escape again.

[5] You figured out how to incorporate the seal into your form! As long as your foes don't break The Infinity Seal of RTD you will be invincible!

YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY ATTACK 5: SUMMON TOADY ONE! [HEADS(1)] HE CREATES A BUG FIX, THE BUGS ARE HURT! (-10 HP)

Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)

[Target Rolls: 4, 5] [Attack Rolls: 4, 5] (( What are the chances of getting 4, 5 twice in a row?))

TAVITH TOTH HAS BEEN HIT WITH ATTACK 4: CORRUPT SAVE!

DF2014 Bugs

HP:  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
[LINUX_CORRUPTER]

Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)

Name: (Tavith Toth)
Population: 500 Colony Ships of 10 000 people each.
Military Size: High-Tech Volunteer Militias
Territory: Self-Sufficient Ships of the Universal Alliance
Allies: None
Enemies: Historically? The Alpha Centauri.
Status: Alive, Ambitious and trapped in a corrupt save.

Name: Andrew Ryans (Poketwo)
Population: Depends on if you count the Splicers.
Military Size: See above.
Territory: RAPTURE
Allies: None.
Enemies: Outside World.
Status: Alive but Sober

Name: (LordSlowPoke)
Population: n/a
Military Size: n/a
Territory: n/a
Allies: n/a
Enemies: n/a
Status: Vaporized to Death

Name: Spirit of Reality Warping POWAR (IcyTea)
Population: 1
Military Size: Eldritch Monstrosity
Territory: None
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive

Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: 300 Sith, 300 Apprentices, 50 000 Clones
Military Size: Small.
Territory: Unknown- they haven't laid claim on any territory as yet, limiting their power but making them near impossible to destroy permanently.
Allies: Minion of BlitzDungeoneer by technicality.
Enemies: Godzilla technically.
Status: Alive

Name: (BlitzDungeoneer)
Population: None?
Military Size: One Entity Army of Near Infinite Power
Territory: All Forms of Energy
Allies: The Infinity Seal of RTD
Enemies: Godzilla
Status: A Imprisoned Entity of Pure Energy and Magic.

Name: (NAV)
Population: 34.88 Million (According to google)
Military Size: 16th in GFP (Global Fire Power) Rankings.
Territory: Canada
Allies: None
Enemies: None
Status: Alive but inactive.

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: None
Military Size: None
Territory: None
Allies:
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: Died of Alcohol Poisoning

Edit: Any questions, comments or concerns about the status sheets?
EditEdit: I'm a moron, see posts below between me & blazing glory.

[blazing glory]

Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Try to create loyal minions for myself again.

[TalonisWolf]

Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!

  Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'

  Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:

Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)

Name: Gandalf-Something-Talonis Wolf Consciousness Thing  (blazing glory)
Population: 1.3 million
Military Size: Nearly harmless against modern technology
Territory: Middle Earth
Allies: The Fair Races of Middle Earth
Enemies: Sauron and the Foul Races of Middle Earth
Status: …Alive?