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[TalonisWolf]

Invade Earth with my second circle lust demons, plunging Earth into eternal sexiness

[4] You plunge the world into eternal sexiness! Now, if you weren't the sexiest you'd be jealous!

Walk up to a police station, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape. Ain't no rule.

[3] ...where is this "police station" you speak of?

Launch space warships.

[4] They launch! Glory to the Shining Moon!

Start sending out bunny rabbits designed to kill IcyTea31

[5] You send out an army of assasin bunnies, which prepare to move in for the kill...

Advertize massively on Tropico on the internet

[6] You over advertise! -1 on your next roll!

Buy a sailboat, recruit small group of soldiers loyal to me as naval personnel

[3] You start recruiting, but you have to wait until tomorrows newspaper...

(Nice reference to the Argonauts, BTW.)

Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM

[6] You lead the Bovine Nation like cattle to the Slaughter! That is to say, they were totally wiped out.
The world experiences record low prices on hamburgers and other beef products.

Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM

Divide my killer bunny rabbit force in half sending one half to fight the coup rebellion and another half to go through with my plan and kill IcyTea31

[1] Why? Your army easily defeated them...

I coup Mexico! Promising free jobs and drink for setting me up as the new presidente, while hiring banditos to kill IcyTea31!

[1] You're killed by one of the local drug lords for insulting his manly pink bathrobe.

[poketwo]

Start to work on the next Tropico game

[blazing glory]

Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!

[IcyTea31]

Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.

[Orange Wizard]

Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM

[blazing glory]

Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.

[TamerVirus]

use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO

[Orange Wizard]

use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO

and thus the internet was born

Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearers, armed with the latest technology in shears.

Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!

[Tavik Toth]

Probe enemy forces.

[TalonisWolf]

Start to work on the next Tropico game

[6-1] You take over the world gaming market. Having Tarn and Zack in an advisory capacity was the best buisness decision you ever made.

use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO

[6] (I didn't notice that this was from someone other than Poketwo. Opps.) You get banned from this quadrant of the universe! Good thing those aliens were eager to use your skills to make propaganda to demoralize those Lunarites.

Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!

[5] You make Burgers so awesome that Burger King just gives up and hands over their whole entire franchise!

I use skill "determination" I !!REINCARNATE!! as a new man! I arrange for an "Accident" to happen to the Local Drug Lord in a manly pink bathrobe with the Mafia.

[3] You forgot to wait until the full moon to sacrafice the virgin! Opps, maybe next time?

Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.

[6] You sucessfully grab the bounty, escape the station, AND kill all the bunnies... by making them self-destruct. While they were swarming you. Before they go, the head rabbit nibbles a carrot and goes, "What's up doc?".

Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM

((Lambine? Flock?))

[5] You capture a sizeable slice of the country, but:

Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.

[4] the sheep halted by Shear Ninja's.

...

Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!

[6] You convince the sheep that they don't need their wool, they don't have to worry about the cold in New Zealand! How could you have known that the ninjas carried snow making machines?

Probe enemy forces.

[2] They feed you obviously fake information and follow your probe back to your secret base!
Opps.

[Orange Wizard]

Sabotage the snow-making machines.

[blazing glory]

((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))

Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.

[poketwo]

Wait a minute, didn't I get a -1?

[TalonisWolf]

Wait a minute, didn't I get a -1?

((...and I knew I forgot something. Let me edit!))

[IcyTea31]

((Wait, what exactly does the Canada bonus do? Also, I'm surprised my Polish Hostage worked, as they wanted me dead anyway.))