Start to work on the next Tropico game
[6-1] You take over the world gaming market. Having Tarn and Zack in an advisory capacity was the best buisness decision you ever made.
use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO
[6] (I didn't notice that this was from someone other than Poketwo. Opps.) You get banned from this quadrant of the universe! Good thing those aliens were eager to use your skills to make propaganda to demoralize those Lunarites.
Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!
[5] You make Burgers so awesome that Burger King just gives up and hands over their whole entire franchise!
I use skill "determination" I !!REINCARNATE!! as a new man! I arrange for an "Accident" to happen to the Local Drug Lord in a manly pink bathrobe with the Mafia.
[3] You forgot to wait until the full moon to sacrafice the virgin! Opps, maybe next time?
Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.
[6] You sucessfully grab the bounty, escape the station, AND kill all the bunnies... by making them self-destruct.
While they were swarming you. Before they go, the head rabbit nibbles a carrot and goes, "What's up doc?".
Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM
((Lambine? Flock?))
[5] You capture a sizeable slice of the country, but:
Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.
[4] the sheep halted by Shear Ninja's.
...
Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!
[6] You convince the sheep that they don't need their wool, they don't have to worry about the cold in New Zealand! How could you have known that the ninjas carried snow making machines?
Probe enemy forces.
[2] They feed you obviously fake information and follow your probe back to your secret base!
Opps.