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[Sheb]

Use my button-potato cannon to make a killing in the french fries business.

[Helgoland]

Active.
Gang up on the orks with other players. I'll show them who's a tryhard...

EDIT: Also cooperate with Sheb to corner the French Fries market in the Raptor empire.

[poketwo]

active
Get into pentagon bunker

[blazing glory]

Still running.

[Tavik Toth]

ACTIVE!

Shoot the tyranids then leave for Gundam Seed. NOW.

[kj1225]

>Weapons

[smurfingtonthethird]

Cut and run.

[1]

Your gun and hat are spined. Shit.

"Ok, you fluffy headache. We're apparently being hunted, and you're useless as a llama, so I'm going to make you a body OUT OF THE METAL THESE MONSTERS CARRY and a touch of umbrapyromancy, then you are going to get in it, then we are going to work together to survive. Capiche?"

Construct metal/metastable energy replica of my body for Cyrydiad.

[3]

"I'd rather be a fluffy annoyance than a sociopathic orphan killer who sinks cruise ships and topples South American regimes."

Cyrydiad is now a metal golem powered by the essence of WAAAGH!.

Run to the pentagon. Smash through the wall. smash through all the walls on the way to the remote. Retrieve remote. Smash through all the walls on the way outside. Give remote to Poketwo.

[2]

The wall doesn't break. Poop.

look under the couch in the pentagon's secret bunker

[3]

And you're held up at the gates.

The GM gave this job directly to me, serves you right.

Get a mount, preferably a combat-worthy one, head for the Pentagon.

Also, still active.

[6]

You ride a psionically overwhelmed omegalisk towards the pentagon. They are not happy.

Realize I programmed them, therefore I must know ancient Demonic Assyrian.

[1]

Apparently, you rediscovered it, coded the bots and forgot everything. Party. That, and the nanobots ate some Tyranids and doubled in number.

This thread keeps updating faster than I can check it.

Attempt to figure out what is going on right now

[4]

A battle royale, after someone started a drunk science rampage.

Make own back up.

[1]

FAIL

Use my button-potato cannon to make a killing in the french fries business.

[5]

You rule the Raptor french fry industry.

Active.
Gang up on the orks with other players. I'll show them who's a tryhard...

EDIT: Also cooperate with Sheb to corner the French Fries market in the Raptor empire.

[6]

Gang up attack and... it fails. The Orks thrive off war. Now they're trying to get into space. Crap.

active
Get into pentagon bunker

[2]

The armed guards aren't letting you in.

Still running.

[3]

WOOPWOOPWHOOPWOOPWHOOP

ACTIVE!

Shoot the tyranids then leave for Gundam Seed. NOW.

[4]

The Tyranids are distracted, and you rip a whole in time and space. Welcome to the Gundam Seed universe.
((I am still watching this anime, so ruin anything at all and I instakill you.  ))

>Weapons

[3]

>Potato
>Shoe
>Cat
>Revolver
>Cheese
>Herring

[kj1225]

>POTATO

[Lolfail0009]

"For Wadjet'sss sssake, Cyrydiad, I was DRUNK IN THE NAME OF SSSCIENCE!"

Figure out why the Orks were chasing us.

[Tavik Toth]

Find out what point in the series I am at. Also have a status page for character.

[smurfingtonthethird]

STATE OF THE GAME: NUMBER WHOTHESHITKNOWS

Earth:

You alcoholics have really done it now. Tyranids, Orks, Zerg, Troubleshooters, Elephantophis, the New Human Empire served by the Imperial Guard, a whole bunch of GM avatars, and the GM himself are now rampaging over the surface, all with their personal goals, though most of them are just killing and/or eating everything on the planet. The majority of the players are either fighting to survive; trying to recover the GM's TV remote, either for their lives, the GM's favour or a potato airstrike; or trying to achieve their own goals.

Space:

The raptor empire is expanding quickly, after quarantining the Sol system. The colonial empires are growing too quickly, with the far outer systems being fairly lawless.

Gundam universe: a ship has arrived. The GM has stated that any spoilers will end in extreme chaos for those who spoil.

LEGO universe:
Darkpaladin is under attack from lego knights. I'ze a confuse.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"For Wadjet'sss sssake, Cyrydiad, I was DRUNK IN THE NAME OF SSSCIENCE!"

Figure out why the Orks were chasing us.

Orks kill shit cause it's fun. That, and they gain power from war.

Find out what point in the series I am at. Also have a status page for character.

Before anything happens. Without spoiling anything that will happen. So yeah.

[Tavik Toth]

"For Wadjet'sss sssake, Cyrydiad, I was DRUNK IN THE NAME OF SSSCIENCE!"

Figure out why the Orks were chasing us.

Orks kill shit cause it's fun. That, and they gain power from war.

Find out what point in the series I am at. Also have a status page for character.

Before anything happens. Without spoiling anything that will happen. So yeah.

((What point are you at?))

Head to Heliopolis on a heading that won't get the fleet shot at. Also find put how many ships I have.

[Lolfail0009]

"...Did you hear that? Follow me, I sssmell prey..."

Searches for mysterious-yet-informative voice's source.

Also, the thread can pretty much be summed up by this piece of music.

[smurfingtonthethird]

@Tavik: Second episode. I only just started watching.

Also, the thread can pretty much be summed up by this piece of music.

Yes, it can.