Make a new body for him out of METASTABLE UMBRAPYROMANTIC ENERGY. Present it to him as an apology.
(My character is FUCKED. UP. WHY ORPHANS?)
[1]
He doesn't want it. He's decided he's a llama now, and you should probably deal with the swarm of Orks charging you. Besides, he hasn't even gotten started talking about the cruiseship.
I'm joining in late can someone bring me up to speed?
My avatar is Silas greaves,western bounty hunter.
Skilled at old fashioned weapons in general,weapon skills are shotguns,duel pistols,single pistol,rifle,and dynamite.
(Go play Call of juarez gunslinger he can use all those weapons.)
[3]
You spawn with all your guns. Now it's time to fight several different types of outrageously overpowered aliens, plus the minions of the GM and some other things.
((Chaos is in charge here, not me. I frequently break the fourth wall so much that not breaking it is a rare occasion, the multiverse has more wormholes in it than Swiss cheese, and you can roll to do pretty much anything.))
Ask for plz send help. Start HADOKENing.
[5]
You call the Chosen. Battlefleet Gaia has arrived.
"LASERS FOR EVERYONE!"Tyranid hiveships are being melted.
HADOKEN blows up some Zerg (the weakest faction being the Zerg ATM)
Go on a quest to become the STRONGEST!
[6]
To be the strongest, take over all the factions on Earth WITHOUT destroying them. You have to be in charge of all of them.
That's the New Human Empire, Elephantophis, the Orks, the Tyranids, the Zerg, the legion of GM avatars, the newly insurgent Troubleshooters, and anyone else still holding the line. Then go and take over the universe entirely. Have fun!
..!!!SCIENCE!!!
[2]
No, ODing on drugs.
I beg you'll reconsider.
[6]
Drug science? Why not?
You make a swarm of nanobots that devour organic matter. They follow you everywhere.Find out what the Raptors truly think of Helgoland.
[4]
They think he is a poser and a coward, yet tolerable during peacetime.
Run away and steal Tavik's hat.
[4]
You have his hat. Victory.
Check the radio again. Is help coming?
[1]
Nothing on the radio. NOTHING ON THE RADIO!
Have The Cavalry arrive, whether it's a me from an alternate universe, the Khalai or something completely crazy.
[6]
Crazy, huh? Muahahahahaha... Muahahahahahaha... Muahahahahahaha!The GM has taken material form. May your chosen diety help you.